Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Haish.. Putrajaya punya staff parking akan mula berbayar pada 1 Disember ini. Hanjeng kan? Di sebalik suart aku tulis kat Berita Harian yang dijawab PJH punya CEO, benda ini tetap berlaku. Nasib baik aku ada parking selit. F.O.C.
Ni nak cerita tentang kejadian kat ERL Cyberjaya Putrajaya semalam masa aku nak balik ke Ampang. Aku tak drive 3 minggu ni sampai ujung minggu depan sebab bagi adik pompuan aku pakai kereta. Dia kat UNISEL. So aku naik bas je. Cuma sebab semalam dah jam 8.00 malam, aku pun pikir untuk naik ERL.
Tren ERL untuk ke KL akan sampai setiap minit ke 5 dan ke 35 dalam satu-satu jam di jam ada tuh. Aku sampai naik Nadi Putra yang haram jayzee tuh setelah Metrobus dan RapidKL menuju ke arah KL langsung tak muncul lepas sejam tunggu. Tak kepantat jahat kan? Kata suruh orang naik bas segala. Tapi prasarana amatlah sedih.
Ni cerita pasal ERL la. Lupa. Pasal Nadi Putra dan PJH nanti aku cerita.
Kisahnya aku sampai Putrajaya Sentral jam 9.20 malam. Jam 9.35 akan ada KLIA Transit ke KL sebiji. Oleh kerana perut aku sakit, aku pun memerut selama 8 minit sebelum lekas-lekas beli tiket ke Bandar Tasik Selatan yang berharga RM5.30 tuh.
Bila tren sampai, orang sangat ramai sekali yang turun dari ERL. Ada 2 sebab.
Sebab pertama sebab kat Putrajaya Sentral ada bas ekspres untuk ke Kelantan dan Terengganu dan as you all know la kan, orang Kelantan ngan Terengganu beraya haji more than other else.
Sebab kedua, ialah orang yang nak jimat untuk ke KL Sentral dengan melambatkan perjalanan mereka 30 minit. Menaiki ERL secara terus dari KLIA ke KL sentral, tambangnya ialah RM32.00! Tapi, dari KLIA ke Putrajaya Sentral, tambangnya ialah RM6.50 manakala dari Putrajaya Sentral ke KL Sentral ialah RM9.50.
Hanya dengan turun di Putrajaya, keluar dan beli tiket transit untuk ke KLIA yang akan tiba 30 minit kemudian, anda hanya membayar tambang sebanyak RM16.00 dari KLIA ke KL Sentral dengan tempoh masa keseluruhan termasuk 30 minit 'lagging' ialah 1 jam 5 minit.
Sambung balik cerita : ERL KLIA Transit 9.35 malam, 25.11.2009 yang berhenti di Putrajaya Sentral tu cuma bukak pintu selama 7 saat dan sikap sopan santun orang Malaysia yang suka membenarkan penumpang turun terlebih dahulu, TIDAK BOLEH DIPAKAI di KLIA Transit!!
Aku yang mencelah semasa orang turun merupakan satu-satunya penumpang yang berjaya naik manakala hampir 10 lagi penumpang kontrol adap, terpinga-pinga bila pintu ERL ditutup.
Aku yang kesian melihat keadaan tuh, punya la tekan button pintu tu suruh bukak tapi tak bukak-bukak. Tren berlalu. Next train ialah jam 10.05 malam. Jika mereka menaiki tren yang aku berjaya naik ni, mereka akan sampai Bandar Tasik Selatan pada jam 9.45 malam dan untuk ke KL Sentral. akan tiba pada jam 9.55 malam.
Kesian kan?
Yang aku marah sampai rasa nak komplen kat pengurusan ERL ni ialah, tren ni dipandu manusia. Jika pemandunya sangat biadap seperti ini, maka dia mengajar kami para penumpang untuk bersikap biadap sama.
Maknanya, bila pintu tren dibuka, kami terpaksa merempuh penumpang yang hendak keluar. Jika mereka tidak dapat keluar, adakah kami patut dipersalahkan kerana kami mengejar masa?
Bagaimana pula mereka yang ketinggalan tren ini? Jika mereka menganggap masa mereka adalah emas, rasanya harga cermin ERL yang dibaling batu berderai pun masih tak dapat menandingi harga masa mereka yang diabaikan oleh pemandu dan para penjaga trafik KLIA Transit ini.
Kepada para penumpang KLIA Transit, lepas ni, jangan kontrol adap yer. Pastikan anda BERSIKAP BIADAP demi survival dan masa anda yang berharga.
Ni nak cerita tentang kejadian kat ERL Cyberjaya Putrajaya semalam masa aku nak balik ke Ampang. Aku tak drive 3 minggu ni sampai ujung minggu depan sebab bagi adik pompuan aku pakai kereta. Dia kat UNISEL. So aku naik bas je. Cuma sebab semalam dah jam 8.00 malam, aku pun pikir untuk naik ERL.
Tren ERL untuk ke KL akan sampai setiap minit ke 5 dan ke 35 dalam satu-satu jam di jam ada tuh. Aku sampai naik Nadi Putra yang haram jayzee tuh setelah Metrobus dan RapidKL menuju ke arah KL langsung tak muncul lepas sejam tunggu. Tak ke
Ni cerita pasal ERL la. Lupa. Pasal Nadi Putra dan PJH nanti aku cerita.
Kisahnya aku sampai Putrajaya Sentral jam 9.20 malam. Jam 9.35 akan ada KLIA Transit ke KL sebiji. Oleh kerana perut aku sakit, aku pun memerut selama 8 minit sebelum lekas-lekas beli tiket ke Bandar Tasik Selatan yang berharga RM5.30 tuh.
Bila tren sampai, orang sangat ramai sekali yang turun dari ERL. Ada 2 sebab.
Sebab pertama sebab kat Putrajaya Sentral ada bas ekspres untuk ke Kelantan dan Terengganu dan as you all know la kan, orang Kelantan ngan Terengganu beraya haji more than other else.
Sebab kedua, ialah orang yang nak jimat untuk ke KL Sentral dengan melambatkan perjalanan mereka 30 minit. Menaiki ERL secara terus dari KLIA ke KL sentral, tambangnya ialah RM32.00! Tapi, dari KLIA ke Putrajaya Sentral, tambangnya ialah RM6.50 manakala dari Putrajaya Sentral ke KL Sentral ialah RM9.50.
Hanya dengan turun di Putrajaya, keluar dan beli tiket transit untuk ke KLIA yang akan tiba 30 minit kemudian, anda hanya membayar tambang sebanyak RM16.00 dari KLIA ke KL Sentral dengan tempoh masa keseluruhan termasuk 30 minit 'lagging' ialah 1 jam 5 minit.
Sambung balik cerita : ERL KLIA Transit 9.35 malam, 25.11.2009 yang berhenti di Putrajaya Sentral tu cuma bukak pintu selama 7 saat dan sikap sopan santun orang Malaysia yang suka membenarkan penumpang turun terlebih dahulu, TIDAK BOLEH DIPAKAI di KLIA Transit!!
Aku yang mencelah semasa orang turun merupakan satu-satunya penumpang yang berjaya naik manakala hampir 10 lagi penumpang kontrol adap, terpinga-pinga bila pintu ERL ditutup.
Aku yang kesian melihat keadaan tuh, punya la tekan button pintu tu suruh bukak tapi tak bukak-bukak. Tren berlalu. Next train ialah jam 10.05 malam. Jika mereka menaiki tren yang aku berjaya naik ni, mereka akan sampai Bandar Tasik Selatan pada jam 9.45 malam dan untuk ke KL Sentral. akan tiba pada jam 9.55 malam.
Kesian kan?
Yang aku marah sampai rasa nak komplen kat pengurusan ERL ni ialah, tren ni dipandu manusia. Jika pemandunya sangat biadap seperti ini, maka dia mengajar kami para penumpang untuk bersikap biadap sama.
Maknanya, bila pintu tren dibuka, kami terpaksa merempuh penumpang yang hendak keluar. Jika mereka tidak dapat keluar, adakah kami patut dipersalahkan kerana kami mengejar masa?
Bagaimana pula mereka yang ketinggalan tren ini? Jika mereka menganggap masa mereka adalah emas, rasanya harga cermin ERL yang dibaling batu berderai pun masih tak dapat menandingi harga masa mereka yang diabaikan oleh pemandu dan para penjaga trafik KLIA Transit ini.
Kepada para penumpang KLIA Transit, lepas ni, jangan kontrol adap yer. Pastikan anda BERSIKAP BIADAP demi survival dan masa anda yang berharga.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Adakah cuaca tidak boleh lagi diramal? Mengikut ramalan bulanan bagi bulan November 2009 oleh Jabatan Meteorologi, kawasan Lembah Beriah yang menjadi mangsa deruman hujan hingga berlaku banjir di Kerian, diramalkan hanya menerima hujan antara 200 hingga 250 mm sepanjang November.Tetapi, hari ini, yang kita ketahui, kawasan tersebut telah dilanda banjir dan ramai penduduk terpaksa dipindahkan dan ini menunjukkan bahawa taburan hujan dikawasan tersebut adalah tinggi.
Kedah yang diramalkan mengalami taburan hujan yang rendah bagi bulan ini pada hakikatnya, turut mengalami banjir seperti yang kita ketahui melalui media massa.
Tetapi, itu adalah ramalan melalui fakta cerapan setiap tahun dan unjuran dibuat bagi menentukan sesebuah ramalan.
Bagaimana pula dengan khabar angin yang tersebar di internet yang menyebut Kuala Lumpur akan dilanda ribut salji atau hujan batu atau mana-mana satu antara kedua-duanya, pada jam 7 petang 20 November 2009!
Lihat petikan emel dibawah :
I don’t intend to cause alarm but I think I need to share this with
everyone. Whether this is a hoax or otherwise; as a precaution, may be
good to have some warm clothings on hand and be home early on Friday,
20th November 2009.
Rumours are surfacing about a freak winter storm that is expected to
hit the Kuala Lumpur city centre on Friday, 20 November 2009 at around
7pm.
Being near the equator, KL has never experienced such a cold weather
phenomenon and residents used to the hot and humid weather are warned
to take serious precautions.
Reliable sources think that there are reasons to believe these rumours
following some unusual weather-related events that many parts of the
world have experienced in recent history.
Those who have never experienced extreme cold weather are advised to
stick close to one another for support. I suggest reading this article
on How to Survive Being Stranded in Snow and other similar ones you
can find easily on the internet.
As I personally know some of these sources, I will send out further
notices as we get closer to the anticipated event.
Remember, mark 20 November 2009 in your diaries. In such an
occurrence, there is safety in numbers so stay close to one another,
especially after office hours.
Ini bukanlah sesuatu yang boleh dikira penipuan bijak pandai kerana tidak ada fakta yang boleh menyokong apa yang disebut oleh penyampai berita menipu ini.
Emel ini tersebar sejak beberapa minggu lalu dan adalah mustahil untuk penghantar emel ini dipercayai kerana emelnya langsung tidak disertakan fakta-fakta klimatologi.
Malangnya, khabar angin ini tersebar ke seluruh Lembah Kelang dan mempengaruhi pemikiran anak-anak kecil sehingga mereka dibingungkan dengan kesedaran orang di negara ini mengenai iklim dan cuaca.
Namun, melihat kepada ramalan jabatan Metorologi yang meleset dan 'hoax' yang disebarkan melalui internet, jelas bahawa keadaan iklim hari ini adalah sesuatu yang tidak boleh diramal lagi.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Wohhooo... lama sih ga update blog! Ye la.. sejak blogger takleh nak diakses dari ofis yang maha totalitarian tu. Memula takleh akses facebook. Takpe, pakcik sabau, then takleh akses Yahoo Mail.. dengan alasan ada YM dalam tuh... takpe, pakcik sabau... skang takleh akses www.blogger.com .. ini ya memang bener2 buat pakcik marah. Mana boleh camni!! ( Bapak marah? Nanti bapak kena jual...) Tidak.. bapak tak marah nak.. block lah.. block lah semua web yang ada......(tiru dialog Ahmad Nisfu dalam cerita 3 Abdul yer)
Sejak 4 bulan lepas, aku dah tak gi clubbing kat KL ni. Kat Ipoh jangan tanya la yer. Hehehe. Sebab kat Ipoh tu ala2 TYT plak raso eh. kalau balik drive, ada yang nunggu kat tol. Kalo balik bas, ada yang tunggu kat Medan Gopeng. Heaven ibnu Paradise kata orang. Kalau jawatan aku ni ada wujud kidam bako kat Ipoh tu kan, dah lama aku dikejutkan oleh emak aku tetiap pagi.
Sejak 4 bulan lepas, aku dah tak gi clubbing kat KL ni. Kat Ipoh jangan tanya la yer. Hehehe. Sebab kat Ipoh tu ala2 TYT plak raso eh. kalau balik drive, ada yang nunggu kat tol. Kalo balik bas, ada yang tunggu kat Medan Gopeng. Heaven ibnu Paradise kata orang. Kalau jawatan aku ni ada wujud kidam bako kat Ipoh tu kan, dah lama aku dikejutkan oleh emak aku tetiap pagi.
Inilah tempat kami-kami kat Ipoh membuang masa sambil tengok Live Band. Green Bar II. 
Dekat pokok nyior belakang tu lah tanah yang aku tengah aim.
Bila dah dapat rumah sebiji ... yang aku dengar.. kat Presint 15...tuh... Haha.. tiada apa yang dapat aku bayangkan selain dari sebiji TV leper melekat kat dinding, properti-properti peribadi seperti peti sejuk sama tinggi dengan aku hakmilik sendiri, mesin basuh berkilo kilo hak milik sendiri, katil king size matress hak milik sendiri, katil bujang di dua bilik tetamu hak milik sendiri sofa hak milik sendiri, pokok bunga yang memflorakan rumah aku macam hutan hujan hak milik sendiri.. di dalam sebuah rumah yang bukan hak aku, tapi hak kerajaan. Wakaka.
Kuarters Presint 15 yang dah siap! Wau!
Itulah perancangan aku untuk tahun 2010 yang menyaksikan pertumbuhan negara diunjurkan sebanyak 5%, dan aku pun bakal menyumbangkan kepada pertumbuhan itu dengan perbelanjaan-perbelanjaan domestik yang melampau-lampau itu. RM5000 camtu cukup lah. Lebih-lebih ko hengat aku haper? Yang Menteri Kewangan Kedua tu, Ahli Parlimen Tambun. Bukannya aku. Wakaka.
Dipanjangkan lagi merapu meraban ini ialah dengan isi-isi yang berkisar tentang kawan-kawan dua tahun aku yang aku sayangi, tetapi semakin jauh dari pandangan aku yang rabun ini. Insan yang tersayang telah berlalu 3 kali melalui 3 sesi. Sesi terakhir dah berlalu 8 bulan lalu. Sesi seterusnya adalah sesi 'born-on-the-silver-plate' atau kata orang Melayu.. "cuci kaki". Tapi kaki mana yang nak dicuci tu belum lah ada lagi. Sebab apa belum ada? Sebab ga punya masa sih mau nyari. Lagi bikin penasaran, mendingan gw santai ginian. Single Not Mingle.
Biar cuci kaki masuk rumah laki yer. Jangan sekali-kali cuci kaki masuk rumah bini. Sangat kekejian lah kalau begitu. Tapi untung nasib makhluk, Sang Penciptanya jualah yang tentukan. Kan?
Pastukan, teringin jugak la nak tukar kereta lain. Syy.. Kang terdengar dek kereta aku tu kan, kecik hati dia. Dah la saiz dia pun kecik. Tapi awas, sebelum tukar kereta lain, mintak tolong Menteri Kewangan Kedua handlekan kewangan aku dulu lah kan. Haha. Bila dah dok kuarters esok, gaji dah kena potong RM330 sebulan. Tapi OK la kan. Rumah tahap apartment, dok bayar RM330 je. Sapa nak sewa, lain cerita. Ingat nak sewakan satu bilik kat Yus la. Yus JPM tu. Dia pun kata set. Maka dah ade la penyewa salah satu bilik aku kan. Yus mana?? Ala.. yang gitu-gitu tu...Bukan Hei Ladies ye... Tapi Laki2. Tapi awas.. dia sudah berpacaran..
Sejak dua menjak ni aku pun dah jauh dari kawan-kawan terbaik aku selama 2 tahun. Aku tau dah konsep frenship is forever AND also seasonal. Kan. Ikut musim la. Memang hujan tu kan sentiasa turun. Tapi kalau kemarau, non ado jugak ujan kan. Kena-kena pulak kat belah-belah Afrika. Hujan seminggu, kemarau 53 minggu. Wakaka. Hadapi sajolah. Skupang tak rugi. Korek telaga, sedut je air bawah tanah. Tak pun, berpindah je la kan ke kawasan Oasis. Hahahawau je.
Selain tu jugak, aku pun dah malas amat sih mau bersosial bagai. Mendingan aja gue utamakan diri gue sendiri ketimbang orang lain. Ye la. Orang lain pun ader ke peduli sama aku. Masa susah, masa sesat, masa tak jumpa jalan, memanglah kita ni dicari sebab nampak 'lampu suluh' ada kat tangan kita. Tapi bila dah jumpa jalan, mak oi, merempit superman bagai. Tinggal la kita lima enam tiang. Anak muda. Biorkan. Esok 'motor' dah 'kondem' pandai-pandai la nak idup. Kalau jumpa 'pomen' lain pun kot kalo 'pomen' tu boleh membaiki.. Dibuatnya menjahanamkan lagi, meraban teben la sendiri. Hujung-hujung pomen yang mula-mula gak dicari. Akhirnya, bagai 'mat rempit' pulang ke pomen la kan.
Rempitlah nak.. selagi mau..
Terlanjur merepek sekali sekala ni, bolehlah aku merepek tentang kesibukan aku menjadi tentera-tentera Malaysia tak bergaji dalam bergaduh mulut ngan tentera-tentera Indonesia tak bergaji kat topix.com. Best jugak kat sana. Tapi bahasa aku kasar gila la kat sana. Ada aku kesah. Lantak la. Yang penting, aku dah menunjukkan tahap patriotisme yang tinggi terhadap negara aku, berbanding korang, korang dan korang. Cewah. Tapi ada satu fakta yang aku dapat, dan bila aku bagitau kat orang sekeliling aku, dorang tak percaya. Perkembangan ekonomi Indon sangat pantas buat masa ni sedangkan ekonomi kita digugat oleh Krisis 2008-2009. Apa yang komer tak percaya sangat? Tu la, lain kali bukak sikit mata.
Kebajinganan forumer-forumer dua negara..Kalau Indon terus kekal macamtu untuk 5 tahun, dan kita kekal terus macamni untuk 5 tahun, KL akan bertukar jadi Jakarta 5 tahun lepas dan Jakarta akan jadi KL 5 tahun akan datang. Kiranya, yang dulu keje bank pakai keter hidup eksen, akan jadi penjual Mee Calong ke, Mee Kari ke.. main tolak-tolak lagi gerainya kat merata-rata KL. Ngeri bukan? Jadi, berusahalah kita untuk memakmurkan ekonomi negara kita dengan menyokong pembelian barang-barang Buatan Malaysia.
Itu je lah. Malas nak panjang-panjang. Bukan korang baca pun. Hahaha. Gudnite.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Ya, setelah hampir langsung tidak bersuara mengenai Indonesia, penulis kali ini terpanggil untuk membuat komentar sini atas apa yang telah berlaku baru-baru ini melibatkan gangguan lagi ke atas hubungan Malaysia-Indonesia.
Tindakan kebudak-budakan Menteri Pelancongan Indonesia yang mewakili 220 juta penduduk Indonesia mengutuk MALAYSIA berkenaan di iklan National Geographic mengenai promosi pelancongan negara ini seolah-olah mencerca pemerintah Malaysia secara langsung walhal kerajaan Malaysia langsung tidak terlibat dalam urusan pembikinan iklan tersebut.
Kekhilafan yang berlaku adalah atas sikap cuai pihak penyiar dan pembekal bahan siaran tetapi bunyi kata-kata 'seorang jagoan sekolah yang mahu berlagak samseng' seperti Menteri Pelancongan Indonesia agak memalukan. Mungkin hanya menteri jenis ini yang terhasil dari demokrasi jalanan.
Walaupun 70% jenayah yang berlaku di Malaysia diilhamkan oleh tenaga kerja Indonesia dan penyelinap Indonesia , sentimen membenci negara tetangga tidak ada dalam pemikiran rakyat Malaysia berbangsa Melayu berjumlah 60% dari populasi Malaysia.
Rakyat Indonesia sebenarnya adalah kaum gasar yang dahagakan persengketaan tidak kira dari yang tinggal di bawah jembatan layang sehinggalah yang tinggal di rumah-rumah agam.
Maka mungkin kerana ianya dipupuk oleh sikap bangsa Indonesia itu sendiri yang agak gasar. Sikap di mana mereka hanya dahagakan perselisihan dan terlalu punya banyak masa untuk melaung-laungkan api pergaduhan.
Akhirnya, terjadilah situasi seperti pada tahun-tahun konfrontasi 60an di mana askar Indonesia yang dihantar ke pantai-pantai Johor akhirnya enggan berperang dengan Malaysia kerana mereka mendapati Melayu-Melayu keturunan Jawa yang banyak tinggal di pantai barat Johor, yakni sama keturunan dengan mereka yang hendak mereka perangi. Ini membawa maksud bahawa tentera-tentera Indonesia itu sendiri tidak tahu bagaimanakah Malaysia itu pada hakikatnya.
Begitu jugalah kebanyakan rakyat Indonesia hari ini yang tak pernah kenal Malaysia, apatah lagi menjejakkan kaki ke Kuala Lumpur. Setelah tiba di sini, merekalah yang seboleh-bolehnya sedaya upaya mencari jalan untuk tinggal dan bekerja melebihi tempoh masa yang diizinkan.
Kebanyakan rakyat Indonesia yang menjadi jagoan dalam membawa aspirasi menentang Malaysia rata-rata merupakan rakyat Indonesia yang ketandusan ilmu Geografi, Kependudukan, Antropologi, apatah lagi peluang untuk mengkaji negara Malaysia di bumi Malaysia sendiri. Mereka lebih malang jika dibandingkan dengan rakyat mereka yang tinggal di kampung-kampung yang lebih berpeluang merantau ke Malaysia mendapatkan rezeki dengan berlipat ganda.
Kebanyakan penyokong agen permusuhan ini terdiri dari golongan belia di bandar-bandar utama yang tertimpa dengan masalah kurang gaji, pengangguran dan penindasan puak konglomerat. Mereka juga mempunyai irihati terhadap kemampuan rakan senegara mereka yang berkemampuan setelah berpeluang bekerja di Malaysia. Justeru, secara psikologinya, kecaman MALINGSIA, MALINGSHIT, MALAYSIAL dan segala kecaman puak tak bertamadun yang sebenarnya dimaterialkan untuk melangsiri rasa iri hati yang amat.
Selain itu, cara stereotyping orang Indonesia terhadap setiap rakyat Malaysia menunjukkan mereka tidak memahami langsung negara Malaysia itu sendiri.
Seperti contoh, pekerja-pekerja wanita Indonesia enggan bekerja dengan orang Melayu yang kononnya tidak sekaya Cina, ada diantara mereka di dera oleh majikan berbangsa Cina itu dengan deraan yang zalim. Yang dihentam Indonesia ialah orang Melayu yang memerintah negara.
Sebenarnya, rakyat Indonesia agak buta demografi negara tetangga dan hanya diperhangatkan sentimen mereka oleh media-media Indonesia yang bersikap pengadu-domba.
Akibatnya, rakyat Indonesia berpemikiran bawahan akan menjadikan isu-isu ini sebagai isu yang sangat sensasi kerana keinginan mereka untuk melihat peperangan negara sebangsa seagama itu sangat tinggi.
Pada detik bilakah mereka akan meletakkan perkara remeh ini ke tepi dan memikirkan bagaimana usaha untuk memajukan ekonomi mereka sendiri dan bergerak bersama kemajuan ekonomi sejagat? Selain dari masuk ke Malaysia dan melaykukan jenayah merampok, meragut dan memecah rumah yang gede-gede?
Benarlah kata bijak pandai yang berbunyi, semakin ramai penduduk sesebuah negara, semakin ramai orang-orang yang bodoh dan bangang terdapat di negara tersebut.
Tindakan kebudak-budakan Menteri Pelancongan Indonesia yang mewakili 220 juta penduduk Indonesia mengutuk MALAYSIA berkenaan di iklan National Geographic mengenai promosi pelancongan negara ini seolah-olah mencerca pemerintah Malaysia secara langsung walhal kerajaan Malaysia langsung tidak terlibat dalam urusan pembikinan iklan tersebut.
Kekhilafan yang berlaku adalah atas sikap cuai pihak penyiar dan pembekal bahan siaran tetapi bunyi kata-kata 'seorang jagoan sekolah yang mahu berlagak samseng' seperti Menteri Pelancongan Indonesia agak memalukan. Mungkin hanya menteri jenis ini yang terhasil dari demokrasi jalanan.
Walaupun 70% jenayah yang berlaku di Malaysia diilhamkan oleh tenaga kerja Indonesia dan penyelinap Indonesia , sentimen membenci negara tetangga tidak ada dalam pemikiran rakyat Malaysia berbangsa Melayu berjumlah 60% dari populasi Malaysia.
Rakyat Indonesia sebenarnya adalah kaum gasar yang dahagakan persengketaan tidak kira dari yang tinggal di bawah jembatan layang sehinggalah yang tinggal di rumah-rumah agam.
Maka mungkin kerana ianya dipupuk oleh sikap bangsa Indonesia itu sendiri yang agak gasar. Sikap di mana mereka hanya dahagakan perselisihan dan terlalu punya banyak masa untuk melaung-laungkan api pergaduhan.
Akhirnya, terjadilah situasi seperti pada tahun-tahun konfrontasi 60an di mana askar Indonesia yang dihantar ke pantai-pantai Johor akhirnya enggan berperang dengan Malaysia kerana mereka mendapati Melayu-Melayu keturunan Jawa yang banyak tinggal di pantai barat Johor, yakni sama keturunan dengan mereka yang hendak mereka perangi. Ini membawa maksud bahawa tentera-tentera Indonesia itu sendiri tidak tahu bagaimanakah Malaysia itu pada hakikatnya.
Begitu jugalah kebanyakan rakyat Indonesia hari ini yang tak pernah kenal Malaysia, apatah lagi menjejakkan kaki ke Kuala Lumpur. Setelah tiba di sini, merekalah yang seboleh-bolehnya sedaya upaya mencari jalan untuk tinggal dan bekerja melebihi tempoh masa yang diizinkan.
Kebanyakan rakyat Indonesia yang menjadi jagoan dalam membawa aspirasi menentang Malaysia rata-rata merupakan rakyat Indonesia yang ketandusan ilmu Geografi, Kependudukan, Antropologi, apatah lagi peluang untuk mengkaji negara Malaysia di bumi Malaysia sendiri. Mereka lebih malang jika dibandingkan dengan rakyat mereka yang tinggal di kampung-kampung yang lebih berpeluang merantau ke Malaysia mendapatkan rezeki dengan berlipat ganda.
Kebanyakan penyokong agen permusuhan ini terdiri dari golongan belia di bandar-bandar utama yang tertimpa dengan masalah kurang gaji, pengangguran dan penindasan puak konglomerat. Mereka juga mempunyai irihati terhadap kemampuan rakan senegara mereka yang berkemampuan setelah berpeluang bekerja di Malaysia. Justeru, secara psikologinya, kecaman MALINGSIA, MALINGSHIT, MALAYSIAL dan segala kecaman puak tak bertamadun yang sebenarnya dimaterialkan untuk melangsiri rasa iri hati yang amat.
Selain itu, cara stereotyping orang Indonesia terhadap setiap rakyat Malaysia menunjukkan mereka tidak memahami langsung negara Malaysia itu sendiri.
Seperti contoh, pekerja-pekerja wanita Indonesia enggan bekerja dengan orang Melayu yang kononnya tidak sekaya Cina, ada diantara mereka di dera oleh majikan berbangsa Cina itu dengan deraan yang zalim. Yang dihentam Indonesia ialah orang Melayu yang memerintah negara.
Sebenarnya, rakyat Indonesia agak buta demografi negara tetangga dan hanya diperhangatkan sentimen mereka oleh media-media Indonesia yang bersikap pengadu-domba.
Akibatnya, rakyat Indonesia berpemikiran bawahan akan menjadikan isu-isu ini sebagai isu yang sangat sensasi kerana keinginan mereka untuk melihat peperangan negara sebangsa seagama itu sangat tinggi.
Pada detik bilakah mereka akan meletakkan perkara remeh ini ke tepi dan memikirkan bagaimana usaha untuk memajukan ekonomi mereka sendiri dan bergerak bersama kemajuan ekonomi sejagat? Selain dari masuk ke Malaysia dan melaykukan jenayah merampok, meragut dan memecah rumah yang gede-gede?
Benarlah kata bijak pandai yang berbunyi, semakin ramai penduduk sesebuah negara, semakin ramai orang-orang yang bodoh dan bangang terdapat di negara tersebut.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
It was the second day after the government abolished Internal Security Act (ISA) at Bolehland. The newspaper is publishing a statement of one Malay chauvinist from an NGO that stir unrest in the Bolehland. Sedition Act 1948 is just too kacang for him to face seems that more and more Malay are tend to support him." Semua orang Cina dan India mesti berhenti menggunakan bahasa ibunda dan identiti berdasarkan bahasa mereka. Sekolah-sekolah vernakular mesti dimusnahkan! Akhbar-akhbar vernakular mesti dihapuskan. Saya menyeru orang Melayu di negara ini bersama saya, demi nasionalisma, kita mula mengikut langkah Thai, Filipina dan Indonesia, memusnahkan agen pecah belah rakyat ini iaitu sistem vernakular!"
( All Chinese & Indian must stop their vernacular system. This is including their language, names that based on their language. All vernacular school and newspapers must be abolished! I call for all Malay to be with me and emphasize on this idea by following the footstep of the nation makers of Thailand, Indonesia and the Philipines to wage a war against the agent of seclusion, the vernacular system!)
Few days after that, the NGO leader was caught by the authority. But more and more people become aware on his idea. Supports came from all four corners.
Some are chanting for "balik tongsan" and "balik india" phrases. The Chinese and Indian are in total limbo. Yes. It is only in this country that they could not only practise, but fortify their proefficency of their mothertongue at least until now.
They have been denied this at Burma, Thailand, Philipines, Indonesia and also at Vietnam, which are adjacently located with China since the early age of those country.
Now, does abolishing ISA really give them benefit more than liabilities?
This is only an example that I think, will arise without impossibilities. Besides, we can see that the Abolish ISA Movement mobs on Aug 1, 2009 at the center of KL city that created chaos and losses to the petty street traders, has only drew Malay mobsters. Where was the large number of non-Malay that so-called " a prominent opponent of the government?"
Maybe, the non-Malay section is too busy with their money making business and let those Malays compatriots fight for them on the street. Not even fight on the street, they can also pray on the street.This might later be the right reason of some one else among them to say " WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR MUSLIMS TO BUILD MOSQUE MORE AND MORE... THEY CAN EVEN PRAY ON THE STREETS.. UNLIKE US.. WE NEED TEMPLES TO PRAY!" Now.. that really sounds bad..
Thursday, July 30, 2009
RapidKL hapus sistem tiket bas harian
30/07/2009 1:21pm
SUBANG 30 Julai – Syarikat Rangkaian Pengangkutan Integrasi Deras Sdn. Bhd. (RapidKL) akan menghapuskan sistem tiket bas harian dan digantikan dengan sistem tiket mengikut perjalanan berkuat kuasa 1 September ini.
Ketua Pegawai Eksekutifnya, Suffian Baharuddin berkata, ia sejajar dengan keputusan kerajaan menaikkan kadar tambang bas dan teksi seperti mana yang diumumkan baru-baru ini. - Utusan
Wow! The government must be in pouts mode when they made this decision today. The last I used the RapidKL service is sometimes before May 2008.
But I think this is quite a good move by the government. The government? Yes. RapidKL is one of few companies under Ministry Of Finance Inc. and this company is believed being led by Khairy Jamaluddin.
Why I said it was a good move? Because KL cityfolk is one of the most unthankful people in the world. Haha.
When they groused about the transportation system years ago, the government helped them with new busses with a killing low fare. Pay RM4 and board any RapidKL busses how many time you wants a day! From Rawang to Kajang. From Gombak to Shah Alam!
Or just pay RM2 and you can take their bus to office in the morning, back home to have lunch at home, board the bus to get back to office and back home in late evening.
Well it seems like the government is very sensitive on the needs of the cityfolk right? They decided to go against the capitalism and starting the new age of socialism and for that, they've being ticked off by the cityfolk on March 2008.
What have the government get for the welfare service? 8 out of 9 parlimentary constituency in KL snatched by the opposition. What have they get by these oppositions representative? Brawl after brawl for power and conflict of interest. Where was their social obligation job?
Not only that, most constituency in Klang Valley fell onto the opposition's hand. Most people in Malaysia is too over-indulged in politic and they always have their grouses there in the air but usually, they never realize when they cheat the government like in this case, the PTPN case, the assesment case, bla bla bla...
Well, just wait and see what the Pakatan Rakyat will do on this RapidKL issue. Oh.. they have no time for that. Teo Beng Hock issue is the most important now..
30/07/2009 1:21pm
SUBANG 30 Julai – Syarikat Rangkaian Pengangkutan Integrasi Deras Sdn. Bhd. (RapidKL) akan menghapuskan sistem tiket bas harian dan digantikan dengan sistem tiket mengikut perjalanan berkuat kuasa 1 September ini.
Ketua Pegawai Eksekutifnya, Suffian Baharuddin berkata, ia sejajar dengan keputusan kerajaan menaikkan kadar tambang bas dan teksi seperti mana yang diumumkan baru-baru ini. - Utusan
Wow! The government must be in pouts mode when they made this decision today. The last I used the RapidKL service is sometimes before May 2008.
But I think this is quite a good move by the government. The government? Yes. RapidKL is one of few companies under Ministry Of Finance Inc. and this company is believed being led by Khairy Jamaluddin.
Why I said it was a good move? Because KL cityfolk is one of the most unthankful people in the world. Haha.
When they groused about the transportation system years ago, the government helped them with new busses with a killing low fare. Pay RM4 and board any RapidKL busses how many time you wants a day! From Rawang to Kajang. From Gombak to Shah Alam!
Or just pay RM2 and you can take their bus to office in the morning, back home to have lunch at home, board the bus to get back to office and back home in late evening.
Well it seems like the government is very sensitive on the needs of the cityfolk right? They decided to go against the capitalism and starting the new age of socialism and for that, they've being ticked off by the cityfolk on March 2008.
What have the government get for the welfare service? 8 out of 9 parlimentary constituency in KL snatched by the opposition. What have they get by these oppositions representative? Brawl after brawl for power and conflict of interest. Where was their social obligation job?
Not only that, most constituency in Klang Valley fell onto the opposition's hand. Most people in Malaysia is too over-indulged in politic and they always have their grouses there in the air but usually, they never realize when they cheat the government like in this case, the PTPN case, the assesment case, bla bla bla...
Well, just wait and see what the Pakatan Rakyat will do on this RapidKL issue. Oh.. they have no time for that. Teo Beng Hock issue is the most important now..
Thursday, July 23, 2009
It is a normal occurrence for anyone to feel exhausted with the journey they were into. The journey that have made them encountered various reason to keep them walking.
But at certain moment, they might be clueless on direction that they should go. In negotiating the route, intersection of changes keep appear on every designed distance whilst.
As long as the journey is jovial and surrounded by voices that brought happiness, these junctions are frequently passed with no concern.
But when comes the part of the route that crossing a silent territory, one will realize that they are actually moving alone. Option on reroute is too good to be true.
This is the time when they habitually look for intersections that they know it must be somewhere ahead, to divert their way so they could leave the creepy territory.
For a weird reason, the dark and eerie territory is still under the joy and gay jurisdiction but not everyone's route is designed to cross the social-centric districts, thus having their way passing the backyard of the happiness precincts that repeatedly thought as a road to nowhere.
Usually, when they've been led into this dim area, their souls underwent a massive rehab and the results always rely on the resolution that has been made whilst reaching the intersection that they longing for.
Will I turn back to the social-centric district? Or turn to the route that leads me out of the young and jovial state.
Notwithstanding the different state they might opt for, they actually shares the same communal sphere connected by the internet. But some are choosing to lead a new life and keep their past in their life archive.
When name is just a name, without any figure, any synchronized attitude and any corresponding communication that enliven it, it will forever remain a name.
It will be remembered as something that once giving shades on one's life or perhaps, pose an eclipse onto one's feelings that deteriorate emotions.
I did realize that I was happily congregate with so many types of people with so many kind of attitude that edified me with lot of lessons. I simultaneously getting serious on my conscious on what am I suppose to do next.
With two identity on internet which is one is the real me and the other is my pseudo, I am seriously thinking on eliminating the epithetic identity and move on with the real one.
The problem is, my real name is stand for an active young politician and to make it worst, I now realized that not everyone that I befriend with in this part of atmosphere is those that we can call a truly reliable pal.
I might go for a new life and keep my past in my life archive. I will close my pseudo identity account in Facebook and this blog will be renamed by next month. Abgdark will be a history of the online community.
Am I that strong? I’m afraid that I’m not !!!
But at certain moment, they might be clueless on direction that they should go. In negotiating the route, intersection of changes keep appear on every designed distance whilst.
As long as the journey is jovial and surrounded by voices that brought happiness, these junctions are frequently passed with no concern.
But when comes the part of the route that crossing a silent territory, one will realize that they are actually moving alone. Option on reroute is too good to be true.
This is the time when they habitually look for intersections that they know it must be somewhere ahead, to divert their way so they could leave the creepy territory.
For a weird reason, the dark and eerie territory is still under the joy and gay jurisdiction but not everyone's route is designed to cross the social-centric districts, thus having their way passing the backyard of the happiness precincts that repeatedly thought as a road to nowhere.
Usually, when they've been led into this dim area, their souls underwent a massive rehab and the results always rely on the resolution that has been made whilst reaching the intersection that they longing for.
Will I turn back to the social-centric district? Or turn to the route that leads me out of the young and jovial state.
Notwithstanding the different state they might opt for, they actually shares the same communal sphere connected by the internet. But some are choosing to lead a new life and keep their past in their life archive.
When name is just a name, without any figure, any synchronized attitude and any corresponding communication that enliven it, it will forever remain a name.
It will be remembered as something that once giving shades on one's life or perhaps, pose an eclipse onto one's feelings that deteriorate emotions.
I did realize that I was happily congregate with so many types of people with so many kind of attitude that edified me with lot of lessons. I simultaneously getting serious on my conscious on what am I suppose to do next.
With two identity on internet which is one is the real me and the other is my pseudo, I am seriously thinking on eliminating the epithetic identity and move on with the real one.
The problem is, my real name is stand for an active young politician and to make it worst, I now realized that not everyone that I befriend with in this part of atmosphere is those that we can call a truly reliable pal.
I might go for a new life and keep my past in my life archive. I will close my pseudo identity account in Facebook and this blog will be renamed by next month. Abgdark will be a history of the online community.
Am I that strong? I’m afraid that I’m not !!!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Ha.. apa lagi.. bertemasyalahhh bak kata Ramli Sarip. Dengan suara serak-serak basah dia tu, ada erti besar bila dia menyanyi lagu tu.
Bertemasyalah, setelah kau berusaha. Camtu la bunyik-bunyik lagu tu. Lagu yang menunjukkan masa untuk bergembira pasti akan datang juga bila hakikat yang benar, akan terserlah kebenarannya.
Kebenaran yang menjadi igauan buruk untuk aku bercinta lagi. Hampir semua yang nak kenal aku, aku mesti katakan " maaf, serik. ". Maka aku selesa berlegar tanpa terpasung.
Cinta tak perlu datang lagi kepada aku buat masa ni. Kalau nak datang jugak, datanglah nak.. kalau baik, eden sambut.. kalau menyinga, eden humban ke zoo la nampaknya.
Semua adik beradik yang menganggap aku ni abang dia, skang ni boleh la sandar kepala kat bahu ni kalau-kalau nak 'bahu untuk menangis di atasnya'. Haha. Macam kepundek je. La ni, dah tanpa ada rasa takut. Ye la. Ketakutan orang sapa yang tau kan. Tah memender la yang nak ditakut-takutkan.
Apapun, gosip lahanat yang tersebar pasal aku ngan si Acik tu, malas la nak komen lebih-lebih. Sesetengah orang kan, tekak dia tak boleh makan nasi. Tapi bila orang lain makan nasi, dia rasa cemburu pulak. Pastu dia buat la cerita nasi tu dari beras yang dibaja dengan taik. Padahal?
Ye la. Dah aku ni jiran belakang rumah si Acik, tentulah aku tompangkan dia kalau nak ke KL. Dah la budak sorang tu, ada adik beradik pun haram mandang. Selagi aku bawak kereta ni, tak salah kot kalau aku tumpangkan. Sok kalau aku naik Rapid KL, lebih ramai kita memeriahkan acara tumpang menumpang.
Orang Penang kata, DANGUIH la hangpa yang dok buat cerita tak tentu hala tu. Sampai ada yang jeles bagai aku dengar. Oh.. Come on la. World, hold on. Separuh KL dah tau benda bodoh apa yang dikecoh-kecohkan tahun lepas. Perlu ker kisah tu muncul lagi. Season II ke? Takde modal nak buat drama lain ke? Ahhhh! Go 'fly kite' la wei. Now everyone can fly ma.. Tapi, bak kata kawan aku yang cantik bertakhta atas Emerald Hill tu, "ADA AKU KESAH?"
Camni la, aku nak nasihatkan kat sapa-sapa yang suka dengki mendengki, tunjuk menunjuk, propa-mempropa dan odah-mengodah, rentikanler. Sebab hujung-hujung sok, yang malu, hangpa jugak.
Bagi yang dah dapat penjelasan tu, open up your heart what do you feel. (tetiba lirik Bob Sinclair). Harap-harap semua penjelasan merungkai persoalan dan permasalahan.
Sesetengah orang, tak dapat menikmati bau wangian yang harum dan lazat kerana TERLALU LAMA MENGHIDU BAU TAIK. Opppppppppppsssssss. Teeeeeeeet ~
Bertemasyalah, setelah kau berusaha. Camtu la bunyik-bunyik lagu tu. Lagu yang menunjukkan masa untuk bergembira pasti akan datang juga bila hakikat yang benar, akan terserlah kebenarannya.
Kebenaran yang menjadi igauan buruk untuk aku bercinta lagi. Hampir semua yang nak kenal aku, aku mesti katakan " maaf, serik. ". Maka aku selesa berlegar tanpa terpasung.
Cinta tak perlu datang lagi kepada aku buat masa ni. Kalau nak datang jugak, datanglah nak.. kalau baik, eden sambut.. kalau menyinga, eden humban ke zoo la nampaknya.
Semua adik beradik yang menganggap aku ni abang dia, skang ni boleh la sandar kepala kat bahu ni kalau-kalau nak 'bahu untuk menangis di atasnya'. Haha. Macam kepundek je. La ni, dah tanpa ada rasa takut. Ye la. Ketakutan orang sapa yang tau kan. Tah memender la yang nak ditakut-takutkan.
Apapun, gosip lahanat yang tersebar pasal aku ngan si Acik tu, malas la nak komen lebih-lebih. Sesetengah orang kan, tekak dia tak boleh makan nasi. Tapi bila orang lain makan nasi, dia rasa cemburu pulak. Pastu dia buat la cerita nasi tu dari beras yang dibaja dengan taik. Padahal?
Ye la. Dah aku ni jiran belakang rumah si Acik, tentulah aku tompangkan dia kalau nak ke KL. Dah la budak sorang tu, ada adik beradik pun haram mandang. Selagi aku bawak kereta ni, tak salah kot kalau aku tumpangkan. Sok kalau aku naik Rapid KL, lebih ramai kita memeriahkan acara tumpang menumpang.
Orang Penang kata, DANGUIH la hangpa yang dok buat cerita tak tentu hala tu. Sampai ada yang jeles bagai aku dengar. Oh.. Come on la. World, hold on. Separuh KL dah tau benda bodoh apa yang dikecoh-kecohkan tahun lepas. Perlu ker kisah tu muncul lagi. Season II ke? Takde modal nak buat drama lain ke? Ahhhh! Go 'fly kite' la wei. Now everyone can fly ma.. Tapi, bak kata kawan aku yang cantik bertakhta atas Emerald Hill tu, "ADA AKU KESAH?"
Camni la, aku nak nasihatkan kat sapa-sapa yang suka dengki mendengki, tunjuk menunjuk, propa-mempropa dan odah-mengodah, rentikanler. Sebab hujung-hujung sok, yang malu, hangpa jugak.
Bagi yang dah dapat penjelasan tu, open up your heart what do you feel. (tetiba lirik Bob Sinclair). Harap-harap semua penjelasan merungkai persoalan dan permasalahan.
Sesetengah orang, tak dapat menikmati bau wangian yang harum dan lazat kerana TERLALU LAMA MENGHIDU BAU TAIK. Opppppppppppsssssss. Teeeeeeeet ~
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Oh.. it is time to load something in this blog again.. Well, this time around, it should be done in a slight descretion measure... You know why? It caused by.. bla bla bla.. ( still I cant put it in here based on the discretion policy ..) well forget about it..
I heard that my claim on OT works was pending approval.. Yes it is mine alone.. and what should I expect is.. more and more commotion will arise.. But as I did promise that there'll no be such thing for at least a year.. Maybe it is a mere rumours.. Yet, I felt so lazy to clarify with the person who responsible to handle the claim in the post-approval process.. I only wanted to have the amount transferred exactly by the end of next week as promised by the fund transfer clerk.
When the richer is getting richer.. the poorer will definately getting poorer.. It a natural things happens everywhere...
I was so happy and jovial to have my transfer application there on the desk of by boss. I was asked to rethink about it but I wouldn't rethink on that golden determination. I'm not filling the form in my sleep-walking mode. I was wide awake and completely sober filling it down.
Lot of things happen in my life lately and it is a long way to go for me to achieve something in my life..
Everyone is invited to read my blog and every personal feeling, emotion and jovial rhapsody that I was into will be load into it.
Things without facts, will always come in a story that will never have any names and place refered. Jusr assume it as another short story of mine that can be happens to anyone else.
If only I have more time, like 34 hours a day, I might fabricate it with dialogues and make it fit to be turned into a telemovie. But I'm not in a diligent mode right now.
Sooner or later, someone will done that for me.
I heard that my claim on OT works was pending approval.. Yes it is mine alone.. and what should I expect is.. more and more commotion will arise.. But as I did promise that there'll no be such thing for at least a year.. Maybe it is a mere rumours.. Yet, I felt so lazy to clarify with the person who responsible to handle the claim in the post-approval process.. I only wanted to have the amount transferred exactly by the end of next week as promised by the fund transfer clerk.
When the richer is getting richer.. the poorer will definately getting poorer.. It a natural things happens everywhere...
I was so happy and jovial to have my transfer application there on the desk of by boss. I was asked to rethink about it but I wouldn't rethink on that golden determination. I'm not filling the form in my sleep-walking mode. I was wide awake and completely sober filling it down.
Lot of things happen in my life lately and it is a long way to go for me to achieve something in my life..
Everyone is invited to read my blog and every personal feeling, emotion and jovial rhapsody that I was into will be load into it.
Things without facts, will always come in a story that will never have any names and place refered. Jusr assume it as another short story of mine that can be happens to anyone else.
If only I have more time, like 34 hours a day, I might fabricate it with dialogues and make it fit to be turned into a telemovie. But I'm not in a diligent mode right now.
Sooner or later, someone will done that for me.
Friday, May 22, 2009
This is a symbolic ritual with real practise in soughting divine bless. But did they did a right thing? This was a 'talkin' , a ritual before the dead being buried, on UMNO, to tell the people that UMNO is dead.Okay, be it dead or burnt evenly with the ground. But is this the best way to show the world what Islam is about? It show us that it is Islam that very agresive in ensuring the fragility of brotherhood and relativity between the followers.
Was Islam is this peculiar? No. The PAS follower indeed is a rare species of human being.
We will have at the and of the day, a society that saying their idoltry religion is better when there is no this type of hatred mixing up among the followers especially of the politic basis.
Yes, you may get involve in politics. But who are you to justify what you did is blessed while what done by others are not. This is how they dragged Islam into politics.
While others, be Buddhist or Hindu, keep the politics off the altar, certain Muslim in this country justifying Islam into their jungle rivalry mindset.
PAS is totally a big time cult in modern Malaysia history. To sadden it more, they have the jungle folk to fight with them in the name of Islam and recreate a new assumption towards the religion itself by the mass.
Monday, April 6, 2009
I'm not a big fan of politic here in this blog... ( yeah.. in this blog ).. but by referring below, that is what I call a misfit culture of governing.
A letter arrived at MB's office ( 15.1.09 )
Sounds like "I mau sikit wang.. untuk 'Kongres Orang Asli' yang dirancang '1 Mac 09'".
And .. "Bagi pada Ling Lik Hock. Orang Asli takde akaun. ( next JHEOA director kot Ah Lik ni..)
And this sounds like "OK! Lulus, bagi sama Ah Lik. Oi Pengarah UPEN, cari mana yang patut! " and the UPEN director rolling eyes.
And finally " OK, Ngeh, saya tak suka minit pakai bahasa rasmi. Ini government is ours. We are the rakyat! Not the voters!! "
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Kadang terpikir untuk buat bodoh je. Tapi kadang tepikir juga nak beri pendapat. Tapi kadang rasa macam pendapat yang nak diberi tu, tak membawa apa-apa kesan pada otak yang bodoh-bodoh.
Malingsia ni adalah panggilan segelintir rakyat Indonesia ke atas Malaysia. Kononnya Malaysia mencuri banyak benda dari mereka sedangkan mereka sendiri telah dirampok Belanda beratus-ratus tahun semahunya tanpa ada belas kasihan.
Mujur British merampok Malaya dengan bertimbang rasa. Ramai yang dirampok Belanda di tanah Sumatera dan Jawa, lari ke kawasan rampokan British di Semenanjung dan bisa hidup senang.
Hakikatnya, Melayu di Malaysia walaupun sub-culture nya datang dari Sumatera, Kalimantan, Jawa dan Sulawesi, masih beranggapan bahawa negara Malaysia adalah sebahagian Nusantara. Tetapi Indonesia sendiri memasukkan sebuah kawasan milik bangsa Papua sebagai sebahagian negaranya.
SIAPA YANG MALING?
Semasa konfrontasi 1963, ramai Tentera Negara Indonesia yang dihantar untuk menyerang Malaysia tetapi ditinggalkan begitu sahaja oleh pemerintah Indonesia. Oleh kerana faktor serumpun, ada antara mereka diterima menjadi peneroka tanah di Selangor dan JOhor dan akhirnya berbangga menjadi warganegara Malaysia. Sebab apa? Sebab mereka dikhianati negara mereka sendiri.
Sekarang, tidak perlu ada lagi sebab kenapa segelintir kecil siswa dan siswi yang menganggur di tanah Jawa, yang tidak ada kerja lebih baik untuk dibuat, menjadi aktivis anti-Malaysia dengan sukarela.
Memalukan kerana ia menunjukkan peradaban yang tidak langsung terfokus kepada bangsa Jawa kerana di Banda Aceh, Medan, Padang, Palembang, Pontianak, mahupun Makasar dan Denpasar, orang Malaysia diterima baik sebagai saudara serumpun.
Sikap itu yang membuatkan mereka tergambar seperti segelintir lanun dalam kerajaan Majapahit yang tidak pernah sesuai untuk hidup dalam dunia diplomasi dan tolerasi.
Malingsia ni adalah panggilan segelintir rakyat Indonesia ke atas Malaysia. Kononnya Malaysia mencuri banyak benda dari mereka sedangkan mereka sendiri telah dirampok Belanda beratus-ratus tahun semahunya tanpa ada belas kasihan.
Mujur British merampok Malaya dengan bertimbang rasa. Ramai yang dirampok Belanda di tanah Sumatera dan Jawa, lari ke kawasan rampokan British di Semenanjung dan bisa hidup senang.
Hakikatnya, Melayu di Malaysia walaupun sub-culture nya datang dari Sumatera, Kalimantan, Jawa dan Sulawesi, masih beranggapan bahawa negara Malaysia adalah sebahagian Nusantara. Tetapi Indonesia sendiri memasukkan sebuah kawasan milik bangsa Papua sebagai sebahagian negaranya.
SIAPA YANG MALING?
Semasa konfrontasi 1963, ramai Tentera Negara Indonesia yang dihantar untuk menyerang Malaysia tetapi ditinggalkan begitu sahaja oleh pemerintah Indonesia. Oleh kerana faktor serumpun, ada antara mereka diterima menjadi peneroka tanah di Selangor dan JOhor dan akhirnya berbangga menjadi warganegara Malaysia. Sebab apa? Sebab mereka dikhianati negara mereka sendiri.
Sekarang, tidak perlu ada lagi sebab kenapa segelintir kecil siswa dan siswi yang menganggur di tanah Jawa, yang tidak ada kerja lebih baik untuk dibuat, menjadi aktivis anti-Malaysia dengan sukarela.
Memalukan kerana ia menunjukkan peradaban yang tidak langsung terfokus kepada bangsa Jawa kerana di Banda Aceh, Medan, Padang, Palembang, Pontianak, mahupun Makasar dan Denpasar, orang Malaysia diterima baik sebagai saudara serumpun.
Sikap itu yang membuatkan mereka tergambar seperti segelintir lanun dalam kerajaan Majapahit yang tidak pernah sesuai untuk hidup dalam dunia diplomasi dan tolerasi.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Kami bangga teramat sangat
Dirimu berundur dengan martabat
Demi kehendak mereka rakyat
Yang sudah pandai menulis riwayat
Dengan fitnah seumur hayat
Janganlah ini menjadi sebab
Akan bermula singkapan hijab
Naik turun menjadi kerap
Tukar PM andai tersilap
Kekuatan bangsa menjadi malap
Chedet tidak memegang tangan
Namun dirimu dibuang jangan
Khairy meragut darimu ketenangan
Dirimu tetap berhati ringan
Ambil langkah mencuci tangan
Cekalkan hati kuatkan sabar
Politik begini memang mencabar
Jalannya sempit bukanlah lebar
2004 tidur 2008 sedar
Ketentuan itu bersukat kadar
Kini dirimu telah bebas
Besarlah hati bergema syabas
Terpasang layar di laut lepas
Tanpa gelora datang menghempas
Lupakan politik usah diimbas
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Malam tadi, aku tidor. Hehe. Sedapnya tidur time hujan. Tapi aku tidur dari jam 7.00 malam sampai 1.00 pagi je. Lepastu aku dikejutkan dengan panggilan dari kaum-kaum sosial yang lurus. Geng str8 katenye. Dorang kat Rum Jungle. Aku pun pegik.
Sampai sana aku pun lepak lah. Berjamu-jamuan. Segalanya kembali kepada sediakala. Orang kata kalau dah mula hidup baru, jangan di tenung-tenung dah benda yang lepas. Tambah kalau benda yang lepas-lepas tu belum sudah-sudah lagi sekuennya di siaran lain. Understand-understand je la yer.
Lepas bergelak ketawa seperti orang yang waras, walaupun ada sesetengah tu bilang, kalau minum hilang warasnya, aku pun melarikan diri dari situ dan singgah ke Oblique. Haha. Saja nak tengok kawan-kawan yang ada. Eh, wak masih waras. Warasss~
Penting yer merapatkan hubungan sesama kawan. Sebab friendship is forever. Ada relationship yang berakhir, kononnya nak ditranspom jadi friendship, akhirnya jadi friendshit akibat sikap serang menyerang tak tentu hala.
Oh ya, kelakar bila ada PLU yang mencemik muka bila mengetahui orang yang dia suka, meneguk arak. Tetapi senyum sampai telinga bila berluar-luaran dari tabii. Hahahha. Hawau kan. Alasan arak selalu menjadi soal sampai 7 keturunan padahal nabi masih mengaku umat lagi. Matiler statement.
Tapi ingatlah kawan-kawan yang tak minum. Bukan semua orang yang minum itu kewarasan dia hilang serta merta. Mungkin koling berkeadaan demikian tetapi tidak kepada social drinker.
Kalau nak berhenti minum tu, maybe makan masa tetapi yang pasti boleh. Cuba ko dapat masalah alahan alkohol ke, asid perut tak stabil ke, urat kepala sensitif ke, nescaya korang akan berhenti minum.
Atau cuba korang sembahyang tak tinggal, pasti korang akan dikikis secara alami, nafsu nak minum tu.
Tapi ketahuilah korang bahawa nafsu berluar-luaran tabii tu tak akan hilang kalau korang dah addicted pada benda tu hatta dah kena cucuk siplis 100 kali dan dah sangkut HIV positif sekalipun. Kalau tengok porno mat saleh, yang buasir pun gagah nak memuaskan nafsu lagi.
Lebih heran, yang sembahyang 5 waktu pun, tetap membuak-buak keiinginannya.
Jelak dah dengan ayat " Cukuplah melayan nafsu begini.. janganlah di tambah dengan minum arak ". Aiyo? Apa kah ini? Cukupkah melayan nafsu begitu? Kerat jari. Ada yang merakam lagi buat tontonan sendiri i.e. softcopy untuk tontonan di Padang Mahsyar. Gerand kan?
Inilah namanya MATLAMAT MENGHALALKAN CARA. Matlamat yang dibina demi kepuasan. Kepuasan yang dituntut atas nama apa?
Lu pikirlah sendiri. Sebab itulah dikatakan "DIAM ITU IBADAH" kerana "BISING ITU PENGHINAAN TERHADAP DIRI SENDIRI".
Sampai sana aku pun lepak lah. Berjamu-jamuan. Segalanya kembali kepada sediakala. Orang kata kalau dah mula hidup baru, jangan di tenung-tenung dah benda yang lepas. Tambah kalau benda yang lepas-lepas tu belum sudah-sudah lagi sekuennya di siaran lain. Understand-understand je la yer.
Lepas bergelak ketawa seperti orang yang waras, walaupun ada sesetengah tu bilang, kalau minum hilang warasnya, aku pun melarikan diri dari situ dan singgah ke Oblique. Haha. Saja nak tengok kawan-kawan yang ada. Eh, wak masih waras. Warasss~
Penting yer merapatkan hubungan sesama kawan. Sebab friendship is forever. Ada relationship yang berakhir, kononnya nak ditranspom jadi friendship, akhirnya jadi friendshit akibat sikap serang menyerang tak tentu hala.
Oh ya, kelakar bila ada PLU yang mencemik muka bila mengetahui orang yang dia suka, meneguk arak. Tetapi senyum sampai telinga bila berluar-luaran dari tabii. Hahahha. Hawau kan. Alasan arak selalu menjadi soal sampai 7 keturunan padahal nabi masih mengaku umat lagi. Matiler statement.
Tapi ingatlah kawan-kawan yang tak minum. Bukan semua orang yang minum itu kewarasan dia hilang serta merta. Mungkin koling berkeadaan demikian tetapi tidak kepada social drinker.
Kalau nak berhenti minum tu, maybe makan masa tetapi yang pasti boleh. Cuba ko dapat masalah alahan alkohol ke, asid perut tak stabil ke, urat kepala sensitif ke, nescaya korang akan berhenti minum.
Atau cuba korang sembahyang tak tinggal, pasti korang akan dikikis secara alami, nafsu nak minum tu.
Tapi ketahuilah korang bahawa nafsu berluar-luaran tabii tu tak akan hilang kalau korang dah addicted pada benda tu hatta dah kena cucuk siplis 100 kali dan dah sangkut HIV positif sekalipun. Kalau tengok porno mat saleh, yang buasir pun gagah nak memuaskan nafsu lagi.
Lebih heran, yang sembahyang 5 waktu pun, tetap membuak-buak keiinginannya.
Jelak dah dengan ayat " Cukuplah melayan nafsu begini.. janganlah di tambah dengan minum arak ". Aiyo? Apa kah ini? Cukupkah melayan nafsu begitu? Kerat jari. Ada yang merakam lagi buat tontonan sendiri i.e. softcopy untuk tontonan di Padang Mahsyar. Gerand kan?
Inilah namanya MATLAMAT MENGHALALKAN CARA. Matlamat yang dibina demi kepuasan. Kepuasan yang dituntut atas nama apa?
Lu pikirlah sendiri. Sebab itulah dikatakan "DIAM ITU IBADAH" kerana "BISING ITU PENGHINAAN TERHADAP DIRI SENDIRI".
Monday, December 22, 2008
I was on my way to Mutiara Damansara just now when I passed the Touch N Go toll gantry at Ampang-KL Elevated Highway. I was tailing a Toyota Alphard which I would say, driven by another Malaysian.
I will boldly note the racial classification of the driver if I could see the driver.
The toll gate had a malfunction moment when I saw it vertically positioned which is I never alerted. Only when the Toyota Alphard lowering the speed whilst passing the scanning unit without flashing its card, I knew that it was a chance to experience a freeway moment of the elevated highway.
But I never feel that I should do the same. I stop and flash my card to get RM1.50 being deducted. I used the facility with my Viva and it was my moral obligatory to pay for the service. After all, it just RM1.50.
Then I have a close thought in my mind, why on earth we have this skinny rich people in this country? It more less showing to me that some loaded people are taking the obligation of paying RM1.50 for granted.
Maybe they feel that they had pay enough in form of taxes but will that makes them feel that they have the right to run away avoiding the RM1.50 charge?
I will boldly note the racial classification of the driver if I could see the driver.
The toll gate had a malfunction moment when I saw it vertically positioned which is I never alerted. Only when the Toyota Alphard lowering the speed whilst passing the scanning unit without flashing its card, I knew that it was a chance to experience a freeway moment of the elevated highway.
But I never feel that I should do the same. I stop and flash my card to get RM1.50 being deducted. I used the facility with my Viva and it was my moral obligatory to pay for the service. After all, it just RM1.50.
Then I have a close thought in my mind, why on earth we have this skinny rich people in this country? It more less showing to me that some loaded people are taking the obligation of paying RM1.50 for granted.
Maybe they feel that they had pay enough in form of taxes but will that makes them feel that they have the right to run away avoiding the RM1.50 charge?
Friday, December 12, 2008
Supremacy! What kind of load does this word carries. When all the non-Malay community talking on ‘Malay Supremacy’ which is actually an idiom for ‘Malay as the largest portion of race pie in this country’, a lot of ultra-Malay citizen feel disturbed. The point to ponder on is always the fact that most of non-Malay citizen are not well versed with Malay idioms. This phrase is actually assumed to be figures of speech that contradict the principle of compositionality. Why they did not get it? No thanks to vernacular system adapted.
How about having 90% of Chinese section programs in Cantonese here in this country! We have Hakka, Teochew, Hinghwa, Hainan, Hokkien, Hockchew and we know that the Mandarin is the official Chinese language in Malaysia. Cantonese is widely used at sites, important and prolific meetings of Chinese company, on TV, at pasar malam, at Petaling Street and enforcing all Chinese getting to know Cantonese. It should be noted that although Cantonese is among the oldest language in China, the people of Kwangtung are actually the latter coming to the Peninsula and to date, only represent 23% of the Chinese population. What if we call it as “Cantonese Supremacy”?
Also the “Tamil Supremacy” on Indian people in this country. As Punjabi, Malayalam, Hindi, Telugu, Ceylonese was also Indian, do they feel that they are forced to accept the Tamil language is the language of the Indian? If they did not, maybe they are not brave enough to query the reason why Tamil education system is chosen to represent the Indian community. Furthermore, India itself is having Hindustani as the official language. Why don’t the Tamil people give up their ‘supremacy’ that overshadowing the all-Indian rights and start having Hindustani as the language of Indian community?
The answer is simple. The majority is actually brings together the rest into a post-result of racial assemblage which is definitely favoring the largest part of the people. Like Kedah give up the Siamese language, Bugis is not having Bugisian news on telly, Banjar people never have their own newspaper and Javanese are not entitled their own radio station and each of ethnic of East Hindi in this country is answering the call for unity and used Malay Language as their inter-ethnic language. Nothing such Javanese is superior than the Minangkabau or Johor-Riau is better to Kedah. The Malay Language is chosen after Indonesia choosing it and called it Bahasa Indonesia. No ethnic is supreme above the others.
So, when will the “Tamilization” and “Cantonization” will ever end? If that was not a superiority of one over the others, what it was actually is? Instead of dancing on the rhythm of the politic polemics, why don’t they spend more time learning the Malay Language and get their comprehension right on the nature of the language itself that having idioms as the precedence of beautifying the way to address.
How about having 90% of Chinese section programs in Cantonese here in this country! We have Hakka, Teochew, Hinghwa, Hainan, Hokkien, Hockchew and we know that the Mandarin is the official Chinese language in Malaysia. Cantonese is widely used at sites, important and prolific meetings of Chinese company, on TV, at pasar malam, at Petaling Street and enforcing all Chinese getting to know Cantonese. It should be noted that although Cantonese is among the oldest language in China, the people of Kwangtung are actually the latter coming to the Peninsula and to date, only represent 23% of the Chinese population. What if we call it as “Cantonese Supremacy”?
Also the “Tamil Supremacy” on Indian people in this country. As Punjabi, Malayalam, Hindi, Telugu, Ceylonese was also Indian, do they feel that they are forced to accept the Tamil language is the language of the Indian? If they did not, maybe they are not brave enough to query the reason why Tamil education system is chosen to represent the Indian community. Furthermore, India itself is having Hindustani as the official language. Why don’t the Tamil people give up their ‘supremacy’ that overshadowing the all-Indian rights and start having Hindustani as the language of Indian community?
The answer is simple. The majority is actually brings together the rest into a post-result of racial assemblage which is definitely favoring the largest part of the people. Like Kedah give up the Siamese language, Bugis is not having Bugisian news on telly, Banjar people never have their own newspaper and Javanese are not entitled their own radio station and each of ethnic of East Hindi in this country is answering the call for unity and used Malay Language as their inter-ethnic language. Nothing such Javanese is superior than the Minangkabau or Johor-Riau is better to Kedah. The Malay Language is chosen after Indonesia choosing it and called it Bahasa Indonesia. No ethnic is supreme above the others.
So, when will the “Tamilization” and “Cantonization” will ever end? If that was not a superiority of one over the others, what it was actually is? Instead of dancing on the rhythm of the politic polemics, why don’t they spend more time learning the Malay Language and get their comprehension right on the nature of the language itself that having idioms as the precedence of beautifying the way to address.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Yesterday, I was thinking on going back to KL as early as during the moonset. But I had not. After having my lunch at favourite Mamak reading some article that supporting mine that being published 2 days before, I decided to overstayed my mom's welcome and thinking on going back to KL on Sunday. The reason why I said so is when my mom keep saying " Hang tak kerja ka? Hang bila nak balik? Hang jangan nak ponteng kerja! Bla bla bla.." The other reason is when Nazra had idea out that at Kampong Simee, there is a clinic that selling MC for RM10. Haha. But when I think on my intention to go to OUM on Saturday, I decided to head south early this morning.
Hah! Its 5.40 AM! How am I going to reach my office before 8.30 by using the Federal Route. Ahh.. selamba badaklah! It was a smooth journey although my sight is shortened by 200 power indication. What that 200 really means? Lantak kan. I overtook trailers, lorries, busses with my extra given instinct. Do I really have that? Lantak kan. The full moon is like 20 degree from the horizon and whenever I passed mosques especially in Gopeng I lowered down my speed as it was Subuh prayers time.
I passed the misty Batang Padang district before I entered the PLUS highway at Behrang interchange at 7.29AM and passing Jalan Duta toll gate at 8.15. Ah! I successfully saves RM 15 by using the old route.
But KL always being a blood-pressure skyrocketing agent for me. Despite morning congestion, a phone conversation that I had, which I was the one who recieve it, was made on commotion basis. The commotion ended at the PLUS higway, few hundreds metres from UPM interchange.
I was waived down by a patrol car and being charged of using the telephone without using hands-free-kit. With a strong language of advice, I was released. This is what people said as the luckiest part of being a civil servant.. which I never had a chance to experience it in my 5 years service.
By now, if any of your call on me went unanswered, one of the reason is, I'm driving!!! Even I feel not-so-good with my attendence scanned on 9.25AM, I feel more unpleasant with the ignorance of anyone that never understand that, having emotional phone conversation although with hands free kit while steering the wheels, is actually offensive!!
Hah! Its 5.40 AM! How am I going to reach my office before 8.30 by using the Federal Route. Ahh.. selamba badaklah! It was a smooth journey although my sight is shortened by 200 power indication. What that 200 really means? Lantak kan. I overtook trailers, lorries, busses with my extra given instinct. Do I really have that? Lantak kan. The full moon is like 20 degree from the horizon and whenever I passed mosques especially in Gopeng I lowered down my speed as it was Subuh prayers time.
I passed the misty Batang Padang district before I entered the PLUS highway at Behrang interchange at 7.29AM and passing Jalan Duta toll gate at 8.15. Ah! I successfully saves RM 15 by using the old route.
But KL always being a blood-pressure skyrocketing agent for me. Despite morning congestion, a phone conversation that I had, which I was the one who recieve it, was made on commotion basis. The commotion ended at the PLUS higway, few hundreds metres from UPM interchange.
I was waived down by a patrol car and being charged of using the telephone without using hands-free-kit. With a strong language of advice, I was released. This is what people said as the luckiest part of being a civil servant.. which I never had a chance to experience it in my 5 years service.
By now, if any of your call on me went unanswered, one of the reason is, I'm driving!!! Even I feel not-so-good with my attendence scanned on 9.25AM, I feel more unpleasant with the ignorance of anyone that never understand that, having emotional phone conversation although with hands free kit while steering the wheels, is actually offensive!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
I would like to personally congratulate Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama for the handsome winning on the precidency election for the grand power of the world, United States of America. "Kamu bener-bener hebat deh!". Grandeur! He must be the only American president which having the ability to communicate in Malay of Indonesian version, although it is an arguable fact as he left Indonesia almost 40 years ago. Whoever occupying the Oval Office, nothing much to be predicted. The policies and the tendency of Mr. President is clearly reflecting an image of a puppet for the 'Tok Dalang' which everyone knew who. Being the first African American president, he now inspired the 'non-natives' in other countries to dream on leading the hosting nation. Surely I hope that there will be no catastrophic occurance regarding this since USA was filmed to be hit by asteroids while African American being the president such in Deep Impact movie. ( Gasp! gasp! gasp! ) Finally, I do feel awkward when the newly choosen President enjoyed the Muslim World favouritism even he clearly stated that he got nothing to do with Islam, he's a Christian, and he never wanted to be assosiated with Islam just because he got 'Hussein' in his name. Betong is the southernmost town of Thailand. Located only 8km from Perak border of Malaysia territory, Betong is the 'heaven of pussy-catch-boys' from our country, particularly the Northern people and also from the Klang Valley. I'm telling you this since I heard that cc Yaakob, ( cc means Chief Clerk ), from the neighboring department that share the same floor with mine years ago, is a frequent visitor of Betong. But what I'm going to tell you is how Betong had changed friends in my hometown a lot.
One fine night, while we gather in nightly alfresco tea hours, Butit is not having any drink. "Hang apasai tak order, Butit?" I asked him why he doesn't get any drink for himself, as everyone is having one or two. "Butit simpan duit! Nak pegi Betong!" Ja'a replying behalf of Butit which the meaning is close to the idea of Butit is now having a strict piggy bank budget for the next trip to Betong. He added "Butit skang dah jadi assistant Edi!" Hah. Being the assistant of Edi?
I realized that since few months back, Edi, that worked in KL, frequently crossing the international border like twice a week. Can you imagine how far the traveling distance was? Ipoh to Betong is about 220km as same as Ipoh to KL. So a single way journey is 420km and for back and forth, it is 840km. If Edi went to Betong twice a week, he must be traveling 6,720km a month for this purpose. And if this becomes a continuous happening, Betong might make him traveling 80,640km a year! Why he sounds so energized this much?
"Edi dah ada 'bini' kat sana." Ja'a told me that Edi had a rhetorical marriage with a Thai girl! "Mak budak tu pun suka kat Edi" which means the Thai girl had even brought Edi to her house and get her mother to know Edi, and Edi's 'mother-in-law' was astoundedly, happy!
Last Saturday, I stopped by at Jai's house and Ja'a is having a new hair style with Jai's maneuver of hair dressing. He let go his Beegee's style for a Mohawk one. The reason came out from the others is "Ja'a skang sudah ada awek!" Oh no. Beside his words that sounded like teasing the Betong frequenters, Ja'a is actually a frequent visitor too and worse enough, also has a Thai girlfriend!
Oh my! I wish that none of their cross border girls are among those who offered their service to monstrous cc Yaakob, the old playboy from Putrajaya. LOL.
I asked Ja'a, which never had a girlfriend before.. which I once falsely thought was a gay in disguise, why on earth they had to subscribe the same girl in the sex city for every visit? Ja'a told me that, for the first visit, yes, you ought to pay. But once you give some lovely attributions, they will wait for you to come and give 'the-thing-you-look-for' for free, and perhaps, hoping for a 'marriage with Malaysian'.
Sigh. Is this the early consequence of the girls with degree abundance in Malaysia that makes SPM leaver boys seeking for girls from Betong? I guess not.
'Okay Betong' is a famous Thai telemovie in 2003 that these Betongese Wannabe should take few lesson to learn. It is a story about a Buddhist monk that traveling south, facing difficulties when he have to operate his sister's saloon in Betong after his sister died in a so-called Muslim insurgent attack on the train she board. Besides being handling life as a saloon owner and how to wear pants properly, he had to lend his care to his one and only niece as a Muslim girl as how his deceased sister brought her up. How that girl born as a Muslim? His sister had once married a Malaysian Muslim frequent visitor which is then, fade away. The movie also highlighting how the ex-monk had to deal with his own anger towards Muslims, that he believed had killed his sister, and that has run away of holding responsibility as the father of his niece.
Hopefully, none of my friends will be the 'fade-away' father of a Betong Muslim girl in future. :-)
One fine night, while we gather in nightly alfresco tea hours, Butit is not having any drink. "Hang apasai tak order, Butit?" I asked him why he doesn't get any drink for himself, as everyone is having one or two. "Butit simpan duit! Nak pegi Betong!" Ja'a replying behalf of Butit which the meaning is close to the idea of Butit is now having a strict piggy bank budget for the next trip to Betong. He added "Butit skang dah jadi assistant Edi!" Hah. Being the assistant of Edi?
I realized that since few months back, Edi, that worked in KL, frequently crossing the international border like twice a week. Can you imagine how far the traveling distance was? Ipoh to Betong is about 220km as same as Ipoh to KL. So a single way journey is 420km and for back and forth, it is 840km. If Edi went to Betong twice a week, he must be traveling 6,720km a month for this purpose. And if this becomes a continuous happening, Betong might make him traveling 80,640km a year! Why he sounds so energized this much?
"Edi dah ada 'bini' kat sana." Ja'a told me that Edi had a rhetorical marriage with a Thai girl! "Mak budak tu pun suka kat Edi" which means the Thai girl had even brought Edi to her house and get her mother to know Edi, and Edi's 'mother-in-law' was astoundedly, happy!
Last Saturday, I stopped by at Jai's house and Ja'a is having a new hair style with Jai's maneuver of hair dressing. He let go his Beegee's style for a Mohawk one. The reason came out from the others is "Ja'a skang sudah ada awek!" Oh no. Beside his words that sounded like teasing the Betong frequenters, Ja'a is actually a frequent visitor too and worse enough, also has a Thai girlfriend!
Oh my! I wish that none of their cross border girls are among those who offered their service to monstrous cc Yaakob, the old playboy from Putrajaya. LOL.
I asked Ja'a, which never had a girlfriend before.. which I once falsely thought was a gay in disguise, why on earth they had to subscribe the same girl in the sex city for every visit? Ja'a told me that, for the first visit, yes, you ought to pay. But once you give some lovely attributions, they will wait for you to come and give 'the-thing-you-look-for' for free, and perhaps, hoping for a 'marriage with Malaysian'.
Sigh. Is this the early consequence of the girls with degree abundance in Malaysia that makes SPM leaver boys seeking for girls from Betong? I guess not.
'Okay Betong' is a famous Thai telemovie in 2003 that these Betongese Wannabe should take few lesson to learn. It is a story about a Buddhist monk that traveling south, facing difficulties when he have to operate his sister's saloon in Betong after his sister died in a so-called Muslim insurgent attack on the train she board. Besides being handling life as a saloon owner and how to wear pants properly, he had to lend his care to his one and only niece as a Muslim girl as how his deceased sister brought her up. How that girl born as a Muslim? His sister had once married a Malaysian Muslim frequent visitor which is then, fade away. The movie also highlighting how the ex-monk had to deal with his own anger towards Muslims, that he believed had killed his sister, and that has run away of holding responsibility as the father of his niece.
Hopefully, none of my friends will be the 'fade-away' father of a Betong Muslim girl in future. :-)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Bought in Aug 2007, my belonging, a Nikon Coolpix L2 is considered as among the valuable item of mine. Unfortunately, the lens became gila and starts to go dysfunction before 7000th snap. Perhaps it was a sign for me to get another camera which is more expensive than this one. Some might say, "Aiya.. buy handphone with camera lah!" . But I would say " A phone is a phone. A sole device to produce a meticulous image is a camera." Those with the absence of art in photography might rely on their communication cum image capturing device. Some also tend to give a statement such "My handphone aa.. seven megapixel wor! You have aa?" . Even I started with that cheap and lousy one; it still suits my desire on image production. Let a cellphone be a cellphone. I might buy one if camera manufacturers invent ' camera with communication device ' as to compete with ' handphone with image capturing device ' made by cellular device manufacturers. Being persnickety enough, let separate both of it and.... I hate video calls.
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