Thursday, July 30, 2009
30/07/2009 1:21pm
SUBANG 30 Julai – Syarikat Rangkaian Pengangkutan Integrasi Deras Sdn. Bhd. (RapidKL) akan menghapuskan sistem tiket bas harian dan digantikan dengan sistem tiket mengikut perjalanan berkuat kuasa 1 September ini.
Ketua Pegawai Eksekutifnya, Suffian Baharuddin berkata, ia sejajar dengan keputusan kerajaan menaikkan kadar tambang bas dan teksi seperti mana yang diumumkan baru-baru ini. - Utusan
Wow! The government must be in pouts mode when they made this decision today. The last I used the RapidKL service is sometimes before May 2008.
But I think this is quite a good move by the government. The government? Yes. RapidKL is one of few companies under Ministry Of Finance Inc. and this company is believed being led by Khairy Jamaluddin.
Why I said it was a good move? Because KL cityfolk is one of the most unthankful people in the world. Haha.
When they groused about the transportation system years ago, the government helped them with new busses with a killing low fare. Pay RM4 and board any RapidKL busses how many time you wants a day! From Rawang to Kajang. From Gombak to Shah Alam!
Or just pay RM2 and you can take their bus to office in the morning, back home to have lunch at home, board the bus to get back to office and back home in late evening.
Well it seems like the government is very sensitive on the needs of the cityfolk right? They decided to go against the capitalism and starting the new age of socialism and for that, they've being ticked off by the cityfolk on March 2008.
What have the government get for the welfare service? 8 out of 9 parlimentary constituency in KL snatched by the opposition. What have they get by these oppositions representative? Brawl after brawl for power and conflict of interest. Where was their social obligation job?
Not only that, most constituency in Klang Valley fell onto the opposition's hand. Most people in Malaysia is too over-indulged in politic and they always have their grouses there in the air but usually, they never realize when they cheat the government like in this case, the PTPN case, the assesment case, bla bla bla...
Well, just wait and see what the Pakatan Rakyat will do on this RapidKL issue. Oh.. they have no time for that. Teo Beng Hock issue is the most important now..
Labels: disappointment, gesture, sarcasm, thoughts
So, aku masuk ofis dalam keadaan kebulur la Sebab sejak habis gym 3 jam kelmarin, aku tak makan apa-apa langsung. Lalu, aku pun berjalan la pergi blok E14, mencari makan.
Wau. Nasik lemak. Lama tak makan nasik lemak akak gemuk tu. Aku pun dengan lahapnya bungkuskan nasi lemak dengan ayam goreng. Selera bukan main. Sambalnya kekeringan sikit. Macam... ah.. bedal saja..
Jam menunjukkan 2 petang. Perut aku berkeriuk. Aku berlari ke tandas. Bfffffffffffcchh!! U know what la kan. Muka pun dah pucat. Ape hal ni!!
Jam 3 petang. Sekali lagi. Bffffffffcchh!! Chh! Chhh!! Adeh.. Perut aku mula menunjukkan tanda-tanda abnormaliti. Kekejangan akibat gym semalam dinazakkan dengan konflik dalaman yang berlaku.
Jam 4 petang. Bffffcchh!! Crrcchh!! Pcchh!! Chh! Chh!! Aduiiii!! Muka aku dah pucat. Ofismate aku tanya kenapa boleh jadi camni. Aku pun cerita la benda apa yang aku makan hari ni.
" La.. hang pegi kedai tu..? Isnin dia tutup. Selasa pun dia tutup!" kata seorang kawan aku ni. Huh! Maknanya sambal yang gelap, pekat dan kekeringan tu dah tentu la sambal hari Jumaat!!! Arghh!! !@#$%^&*&^%$# !!
Jam 6 petang. Aku tak tahan lagi lepas memerut cair-cairan untuk kali ke 4 petang ni. Aku pun tidur. Aku tak sedar dah ofismate aku semua balik. Sampai si Fiza call kata dia dah sampai kat ofis, nak ambik aku bawak balik Presint 14. Tapi.. perut aku... aku terus ke tandas...
Aku ingat, sengsara aku dah habih dah. Masa tengok MU lawan Boca je, 3 kali perut aku flush cairan-cairan kat tandas rumah Fiza. Aduh!
Last sekali, dalam rekod aku, pukul 5.19 pagi tadi. Jumlah keseluruhan : 9 kali. Kadar kehilangan air dalam badan : 3 liter.. kot.. Aduii..
Tak mau dah aku makan nasik lemak akak gemok tu lagi. Perut aku dah cramp dah. Tapi I look slimmer.. The upper part of my abs kan.. dah nampak dah ketul-ketul pack nye.. Wau.. There must be rahmat disebalik kejadian.. Hahahahahawau!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Maybe, the tabloid is trying to tell to the people that anyone can choose to be whoever they want to be and work for what their aspired on. In digging on facts after facts about Yasmin, the writer indeed having his/her article completed without realizing the 'damage' it may cause.
Nevertheless, I still stick on my opinion that it is wrong to firstly, "embarrassing one who already passed away " and secondly, claiming a sensational mileage on those facts with the reason of business competency. Maybe they can do it later, but not now for sure.
I invite everyone to read the article HERE (in PDF) and share with me any defamation remarks made to the late Yasmin. Surely, none is found as insensitive except the bold sub-phrase of the headline that sounded like " Yasmin's fate - Die as a woman, grieved by all regardless race and belief " that surely will be reason of her fans' outcry.
Sometimes, it show us that, while we brawl for the media liberalism, we still couldn't accept some aspect of liberal reporting. That's why I never agree with the press freedom concept.
Labels: disappointment, thoughts
But KOSMO has cut open a scar in Inom and Ahmads' heart, i.e. Yasmin parent, when they start to publish what claimed by Marina Mahathir as a rubbish about Yasmin, just a day after Yasmin funeral.
Many of us, in our side of the world, already knew that Yasmin is born as a boy and even try the best of his talent in 1975 Bintang RTM, the earliest talent quest in Malaysian TV.
Adding up the sensation, KOSMO also highlighting the fact that Yasmin, formerly Zulkifli, is a striker for her football team that representing the state of Malacca.
It just like telling the world something in a sensation-oriented manners and due that, it is up to the mass to evaluate it. For me, nothing but discredit is best suit them.
Yasmin underwent identity transition during her study in the UK and it took her years before she emerged as someone with a reputable wisdom.
We know that this is what have she choose and what she ever wanted to be known as. She also visiting Mecca for umrah in a women attire and all this have shown us that technically, she was totally departing the masculinity and she never breach the Islamic law of " a sin of a man that in woman attire " because she was a male no more.
On what basis that KOSMO stood on when they highlighting this matter? When Yasmin's parent was in a trumendous grieve, KOSMO is like adding a salt to their bleeding wound. The worse thing is, they did it on merely a day after Yasmin was laid to rest.
I don't want to write down more on my disappointment here because talking on divine laws sometimes is like talking on things that we don't really know.
But still, I stick on my opinion base on what I've known, it is improper for one to " mengaibkan si mati.. " or " embarassing one who already died ".
Why don't they come out with these facts when she was alive? Takut kena hambat dengan penyapu ka? It just like an act of a coward opportunist when they list down these all and thinking on selling out the edition in flying colors.
Yes, she already here no more. She was on her journey to the afterlife. For sure, it was not our business anymore.
Labels: disappointment, spirituality, thoughts, utterance
Sunday, July 26, 2009
200,000 jemaah tabligh dari seluruh pelusuk dunia berhimpun di sana. Gambar sebelah menunjukkan jemaah berbangsa Cina.
So, dorang ni aku nampak.. yang dulu takde hala tuju.. dah mula betulkan alignment masing-masing. Alhamdulillah. Tapi bila aku sebut yang 'iman' yang lemah akan membuatkan segalanya menjadi satu kitaran semata-mata... dorang setuju. Maka dorang pun menasihat aku gak la.. supaya kembali..
Aku pun terima dengan hati terbuka la nasihat-nasihat tu. Ye lah.. bukan nak kata "korang pun tah lama mana boleh pertahankan lima waktu..". Tapi paling penting, sok kalau aku mati, aku sorang-sorang jugak.
Kadang aku sedar gak. Sampai bila aku nak clubbing semua tu. Kalau dengar lagu House takyah pergi disko tak boleh ke? Boleh jugak kan? Sebab aku ni orang seni. Penghayatan muzik aku tak perlu sampai ke disko.
Orang yang menghayati muzik dengan terpaksa pergi ke disko sebenarnya menggunakan muzik sebagai alasan. Padahal dia nak cuci mata dan pening-pening kebas-kebas. Betul tak? Jangan kincing lah! Been there done that. Esok lusa taktau la. Tuhan tak pernah bagi benda yang tak baik. Dia cuma bagi yang baik-baik je. Kita je cari benda yang tak baik. Kannn..
Apa pun, aku bersyukur gak lah dengan apa yang dah terjadi semenjak dua menjak ni yang membuatkan berlaku transformasi ke atas diri aku. ( Sambil tepuk tangan untuk diri sendiri )
Dorang tu aku anggap dihantar Tuhan di saat aku rasa sunyi macamni.. Lalu Tuhan bukakkan hati aku sikit demi sikit kepada jalan untuk mengenaliNya dan menyayangiNya dengan lebih lagi.
Aku harap keindahan dorang ini akan bertahan.
Dalam pada tu, aku ada berkenalan dengan seseorang yang sangat sangat sangat manja. Dia juga sangat sangat sangat menepati citarasa. Pandangan dia mengenai konsep hubungan tu je masih samar. Sebab dia masih muda. 19 tahun. Jadi let it go with the flow. Aku tak nak fikirkan sangat. Mungkin sedikit demi sedikit sayang aku akan bertambah untuknya.
Seseorang yang penting untuk aku ialah seseorang yang aku berusaha keras untuk menjaga hati nya. Ini kerana seseorang yang dijaga hatinya sudah tentulah seseorang yang telah lama dikenali dan mengharungi liku-liku pengalaman itu dan ini bersama-sama. Mengenai kehidupan saja lah. Yang lain-lain tu, tak tahu la pulak. Ada ke tidak.
Jadi sempena minggu ke 32 nanti, diharapkan kekuatan baru akan datang dan membawa banyak pengertian untuk kehidupan aku. Nak seronok sampai bila pun? Dah 31 dah umur aku ni.
Iktibar dari arwah Yasmin Ahmad ialah, kita tak tahu bila tarikh kita akan pergi sedangkan seluruh langit telah tahu. Tup-tup, tombang masa tengah nak cashkan cek USD1 juta Bill Gates sedekah sebab aku ni sempoi ke... Maner la tau kan... Contoh je...Contoh.... Tak ke ralat al-walat?? He he he.
Setelah diberi laluan yang baik oleh seseorang untuk membolehkan skrip saya dinilai oleh Yasmin Ahmad, Yasmin sendiri telah kembali ke rahmatullah hari ini, Ahad 26 Julai 2009.
Allah telah menetapkan tarikh-tarikh hidup mati seseorang itu mengikut kadarnya. Manusia sesungguhnya hanya mampu merancang.
Pemergian Yasmin Ahmad, seorang yang cekal, tabah dan berusaha menepis pelbagai stigma, berkenaan karnyanya, berkenaan dirinya dan berkenaan sejarahnya yang lalu, membawa bersama satu ingatan yang tak mungkin mudah untuk luput dalam ingatan sejarah.
Walaupun tidak sampai 10 tahun loncatan yang dibuat olehnya di persada perfileman tanah air, Yasmin telah membawa banyak perubahan dan telah mencipta bench mark bagi mutu dan kualiti sesebuah filem dari kacamata penggiat filem sebenar.
Semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas Yasmin Ahmad.
Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggalkan nama. Yasmin meninggalkan nama dan bench mark yang betul bagi penggiat filem tanah air usahakan.
Dalam blog Nuraina A Samad, saya amat tersentuh dengan komen dari sahabat ibu Yasmin, yang memberi komen berikut :
- ctw said...
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What a loss to Malaysia and the world. May Allah bless her soul.
Condolences to her parents Inom and Ahmad and her husband, family and relatives.
Chiam Tah Wen
Kirkby College 1954-56 . Inom was a student there
Sesungguhnya, kepergian Yasmin Ahmad dirasakan oleh seluruh rakyat Malaysia tidak kira bangsa dan agama.
Al-Fatihah.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
But at certain moment, they might be clueless on direction that they should go. In negotiating the route, intersection of changes keep appear on every designed distance whilst.
As long as the journey is jovial and surrounded by voices that brought happiness, these junctions are frequently passed with no concern.
But when comes the part of the route that crossing a silent territory, one will realize that they are actually moving alone. Option on reroute is too good to be true.
This is the time when they habitually look for intersections that they know it must be somewhere ahead, to divert their way so they could leave the creepy territory.
For a weird reason, the dark and eerie territory is still under the joy and gay jurisdiction but not everyone's route is designed to cross the social-centric districts, thus having their way passing the backyard of the happiness precincts that repeatedly thought as a road to nowhere.
Usually, when they've been led into this dim area, their souls underwent a massive rehab and the results always rely on the resolution that has been made whilst reaching the intersection that they longing for.
Will I turn back to the social-centric district? Or turn to the route that leads me out of the young and jovial state.
Notwithstanding the different state they might opt for, they actually shares the same communal sphere connected by the internet. But some are choosing to lead a new life and keep their past in their life archive.
When name is just a name, without any figure, any synchronized attitude and any corresponding communication that enliven it, it will forever remain a name.
It will be remembered as something that once giving shades on one's life or perhaps, pose an eclipse onto one's feelings that deteriorate emotions.
I did realize that I was happily congregate with so many types of people with so many kind of attitude that edified me with lot of lessons. I simultaneously getting serious on my conscious on what am I suppose to do next.
With two identity on internet which is one is the real me and the other is my pseudo, I am seriously thinking on eliminating the epithetic identity and move on with the real one.
The problem is, my real name is stand for an active young politician and to make it worst, I now realized that not everyone that I befriend with in this part of atmosphere is those that we can call a truly reliable pal.
I might go for a new life and keep my past in my life archive. I will close my pseudo identity account in Facebook and this blog will be renamed by next month. Abgdark will be a history of the online community.
Am I that strong? I’m afraid that I’m not !!!
Labels: confederacy, disappointment, endeavour, opinion, sarcasm, thoughts, utterance
Friday, July 17, 2009
DAP fellas, for your info, are not new in law breaching activities. A year ago, one of their man in Taiping was caught processing pirated VCDs.
The recent one, Teo Beng Hock, a political secretary of Sri Kembangan representative, Ean Yong who are also one of Selangor exco, found dead.
The mysterious part of this incident is, his body found 11 storey below the SPRM office, the level that he was believed jumped from.
Did he really jump off the 14th floor? Why must he did so? Police never rule out any possibilities of a murderous element. The SPRM officers also said that Beng Hock has been so co-operative and never show any sign of being deprieved and anxiety. So what turned him as a dead meat?
Beng Hock walked into the SPRM office to report the wrongdoings of his boss and his boss's compatriots, namely Ronnie Liu. Ronnie Liu was highlighted by PKR man, the Wangsa maju MP, as the person that directly involved in underground gangsters.
Ronnie Liu was the noisiest person on Beng Hock death. He blame MACC for the insecurity that they offer to Beng Hock as a witness. And Ronnie did accused Barisan Nasional. What was the relativity? Ronnie is really acting like he try to hide something.
This has become just like in Chinese movie. And in movies, the person like Ronnie Liu is actually the killer. Police must have the investigation made thoroughly. Ronnie Liu baseless accusation might reveal something that might help the whole country to spot the killer because Beng Hock will never commit suicide for a reason that he can be proud for.
A heartiest condolence dor Beng Hock's family.
Labels: disappointment, mystery, news, politic, utterance
Monday, July 13, 2009
As an example, this is how the sheet is gonna look like after I set it in black-and-white mode as a printer friendly page. This one is for my July 13th Putrajaya - Shah Alam - Putrajaya milage claim. All I have to do is to key in the name of the starting point and the end point.
The result for one way distance then appeared with the suggested routes. For that, it stated that the shortest distance is 37.1 km via Lebuhraya Damansara Puchong (LDP). Back and forth, my travelling distance should totalling up to 74.2 km and with RM0.45 rate, I score a RM33.39 as for today's claim. Now, is that worth queries?
With this idea, I was actually bemused with my own imagination. Being a CEO for a company that managing a milage claim portal that working in collaboration with Google Inc., where all the milage claim in civil sector, are directed to be made throught it.
Haha. It sounds implausible. But I knew Second Finance Minister. And he knew me too! That's why I love politics!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
One of my weed fella, worked as a tourist guide.. on freelance basis.. Haha.. I wonder since when that kind of job is ever available here in M'sia..... But.. this fella offered me a luxorious offer... some three digit earning... for a single day trip... excluding tips that might rewarded by the tourist... ( Tu pun kalau mangkuk tu happy la kan...)
After all.. I have a good idea to bring him to a resort that build in an orang asli theme... everything made by bamboo.. woods... attaps.. and Lata Kinjang too... I knew my Gopenghagen quite well.... ( Padahal.. orang Tambun.. berlagak tetap ..)
This kind of business is actually part of my brainchild idea... I mean.. regarding the orang asli homestay.. but seems like one Chinese lady has been the first with the capability to materialized it... But I still eyeing one in Jalong.. Sg. Siput.
Meanwhile.. there must be a reason why I dont go for the dentam dentum tonight... a valid reason ... haha... Let it remain something in my mind.. ( Baik takyah cakap kan? )
It goes like.. when you being at a place with the right condition to get sweating by moving your body in artistic way... people just look upon you like... " He is a clubbing bitch "... now that is quite gross but it really is.. So I think that my absence... could lessen the bitch factor.. LOL..
Ya lor.. I can oso sleep maa all the way to Gopeng... but I dont want la... people are using my service to have me wide awake... speak something that they wish to hear.. kann?
Anyway... on the other issue... I applaud the step made by the MoE on the English thingy... I've been writing to newspaper opinions column since 2002.. opposing the not-so-brilliant policy of PPSMI....
For me... let the subject taught in the kid's mothertongue.. BUT.. the English lesson should be given more hours per week.... AND... the Science and Math could be tought in English paralell with the ongoing sylabus..
BUT I'm not an Education Minister... I'm just an assistant of a part time tourist guide.. tomorrow.. till then.. good night.
Gua Tempurung..Gua Tempurung.. Gua Tempurung.. Gua Tempura.. Gua Tempura.. Udang Tempura... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ~
Labels: education, endeavour, going places, utterance, weekend
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Pertemuan Anis dengan sepupunya telah membuatkan Radi semakin tidak mempercayai Anis. Radi semakin liar dan kerap meniduri gadis lain atas alasan untuk menyakiti hati Anis.
Pertengkaran yang berlaku menyebabkan Radi memutuskan perhubungan dengan Anis melalui telefon. Anis kecewa dan memandu ke KL untuk bertemu Radi.
Berbagai peristiwa aneh telah berlaku semasa pertemuan Radi dan Anis. Pertemuan itu juga telah membawa kepada bukti bahawa Anis menemui sepupunya yang turut dipertunjukkan kepada Radi.
Radi yang bermalam dengan Lisa di sebuah hotel pada malam itu dibawah pengaruh dadah dan arak. Tetapi Radi sentiasa terbayang Anis. Lisa telah lama tidur kerana terlalu khayal.
Radi terlihat Anis berada di bawah dari jendela hotel. Dia bergegas turun untuk 'mengajar' Anis. Tetapi Anis telah tiada.
Ketika melalui lobi, Radi terserempak dengan Anis yang rupa-rupanya masih di situ. Anis dengan tenang membiarkan Radi mengasarinya. Anis kemudian berkata " Jika bi betul-betul nak putus, esok datang ke Bukit Tinggi ambil semua barang bi.."
Esoknya, Radi dengan amarah emosi dan dibawah pengaruh dadah, membawa Lisa ke Bukit Tinggi. Malangnya mereka terbunuh apabila kereta Radi yang dipandu laju terjunam ke gaung.
Pihak penyelamat yang berusaha mengeluarkan mereka terkejut dengan penemuan sebuah lagi kereta yang telah terbabas pada malam sebelumnya ditempat yang sama. Mayat wanita dalam kereta tersebut adalah Anis.
Lebih memeranjatkan, kemalangan yang membabitkan Anis berlaku ketika Anis dalam perjalanan ke KL.
Labels: my movie
Saturday, July 4, 2009
I've learned that there is a phrase sounded like ' silent is golden '.... but when we keep our mouth shut... it only open a door for facts to be fabricated with bluff...!!
I've heard too much, and I've faced too much of childish attitude which I supposedly not encounter at this age. The super duper state of denial that rooted in anyone... might lead them into the act of blaming the person that they feel worth scapegoating..!
Ahha. There is a word regarding maturity I did heard. But is this issue has been handled in matured way at the first place? Never! Am I the one who spill the story all over the network and give a kick start on plain'ol sedition? Neither!
Seriously, I'm not loosing anything, not loosing anyone. I still have my friends who can give good advice but this issue supposedly to be something that not crucial enough for their advice to be sought on.
I'm sorry of being rude... but I can't stop myself getting mad to the worst level I ever had... I might not get Noble Prize for that God damned tiny effort which is actually a preventive measure, but deep inside, I did hope for a little appreciation... Worse enough, all I get is a confronting retaliation... and slitting throat enough, I was pleaded guilty by a 'domestic court' without trial!
I wish not to talk about this even for a single word but now the situation are crucial enough and it really calling my words of intervention.
I've been scapegoated to an unbearable level and being said, an actor.. well.. if I would make millions.. I'm really glad to be an actor... but I don't even made a penny... and still... I'm a penniless person..
What about sympathize words then... on friendship... on relationship... on 'siblings'... which is now clearly a mere baseless grouses that intending an attention and for that, who was actually having the drama script written ??
When someone had to let go something that they feel .. only by that noble way... it will avoid harm to any relationship... should he being accused as a wrongdoer ?? In this case, yes. I'm doing unforgivable sin when I give a strong advise about the right of the righteous. The importance to love the one who love you, and love the one who cares about you at any stake.
Okay.. the one that being skeptical must be misinformed ... but why must being way too unilateral in something that needs a good diplomatic skill... if the bilateral way is inapplicable! You don't bother to ask, I don't bother to explain. But what about turning me as a foe on one side statement which is totally made on denial basis? Wasn't it
Oh.. say that I'm now confronting with incapable people.. yes... but i have my right here to defend myself.. because I've been lagged behind way too far and just try to react when things has turned wrong.
Sometimes people are cussing others with words that actually suits to their own selves. I might list down here everything but I'm not going to.. but what would stop me??
Yes I am a human.. and you are a human too.. but the comparison might irrelevant when everyone knew how to adapt things but not either me or you..
Scores of words that should be in our circumference is now spilling out rapidly from your side ... and I cant stop myself to spill it out too... to make it balance... and now, there'll be two version which is one attacking and one is defending... lucky enough, i never wish to attack.. because that is so not me..
It hurts when your effort to educate, was badly replied with negative retaliation... It hurts even more when a bare simple lesson was taken seriously like apocalyptic happenings.,, thus, turned a bland situation into the sour one..
I've told to those who willing to be close to me like brothers, that I wouldn't take them as a friend anymore when delivering advice... why on earth someone ever dare to be one... when they actually unfit at all? Why don't just be a friend? Some are knowing me very well but some are not at all but they pretend like one.
I just can't imagine how my sole little brother that I've advised personally, strongly, in tearful emotion, can accept that it is my right to lend him an advisory dictation... in a brotherly manner.. But now, I can't imagine that someone with shallow comprehension on this conceptuality is now confronting me in a rude manner... Well, thanks. That was doubtfully the first and definitely the last.
So, if the damned retaliation would inspire happiness in the relationship of the whom it may concern, keep it up. Truth remain as truth.. When it come the moment, it will revealed.
Now is my turn to set a full stop right after the coming up 'r' letter.
Labels: confederacy, disappointment, thoughts, utterance
Friday, July 3, 2009
Anda GEMUK?
Seluar yang anda beli awal tahun lalu sudah tidak muat??
Kekasih hati anda mengeji tilam air di perut anda?
Anda masih mempunyai harapan untuk kurus kembali..!!
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Sebab apa ianya tidak diluluskan??
Sebab ia tak pernah dihantar untuk kelulusan la.. lahanat!
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